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Topic: Things you want right now
d__u__b Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 15048	Sat 06/20/15 11:47 AM
I want clothes that remove the need to bathe. Like parasitic that eat all the dead skin hair oil and greasy tired morning feeling. Right now I want xray glasses. Right now I want the machaca I made last night to taste like I want it to not like how it does. Right now I want to discover unlimited free energy. Right now I want a magic wand that cures all ailments. Right now I want to be granted immortality, eternal youth and virility, all with supermans powers and none of his weaknesses. Right now I want 1995 Meg Ryan, Kathy Ireland, Cindy Crawford, and Drew Barrymore to crash into an exploding lingerie truck in front of my house during a baby oil rainstorm. Right now I want a decent forum thread to be started. I have 3& 4 covered 3. The sun 4. Aspirin chicken soup and tea lol she likes it soupy.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sat 06/20/15 12:07 PM
A massage from a hot chick.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45378	Sat 06/20/15 01:41 PM
A vodka would be nice You're so easy :-)

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Sat 06/20/15 01:53 PM
Can I get a witness?

Pinkbunny43 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 26547	Sat 06/20/15 01:55 PM
Topic: Things you want right now A job

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Sat 06/20/15 02:02 PM
.....if I said, "a big penis" I wonder how the interpretations of that would go??

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Sat 06/20/15 02:49 PM
A date with a woman who might actually be slightly interested in me.... Pretty wishful thinking apparently.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33324	Sat 06/20/15 03:17 PM
For the hunk I'm writing about to come to live and knock on my door

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 06/20/15 03:23 PM
For the hunk I'm writing about to come to live and knock on my door How would you answer the door? And as a personal update: My girlfriend came and left but she brought no pie.

mcarr91 Joined Mon 06/01/15 Posts: 264	Sat 06/20/15 03:24 PM
For a comfy chair, a cold drink, a band by the river and a nice big bonfire. An then another cold drink.

Rob4567 Joined Thu 06/18/15 Posts: 8	Sat 06/20/15 05:12 PM
What I want is to have really REALLY spectacular sex before I die and preferably while I'm still young enough to enjoy it. (if any women over 50 want to reassure me that menopause is not big wet blanket on the fires of passion, I'd settle for that at the moment) I can reassure you that after 50, it is better than ever :-) I want to roll back my odometer. And I don't mean the car.

Rob4567 Joined Thu 06/18/15 Posts: 8	Sat 06/20/15 05:12 PM
I really love give u some

Rob4567 Joined Thu 06/18/15 Posts: 8	Sat 06/20/15 05:14 PM
Mmmmmm your really hot

Rob4567 Joined Thu 06/18/15 Posts: 8	Sat 06/20/15 05:15 PM
Read my mind .. Cheeky smile I really love to give you some I no what u want

Rob4567 Joined Thu 06/18/15 Posts: 8	Sat 06/20/15 05:17 PM
You ever

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 06/20/15 05:19 PM
after reading this^^ a full body condom..

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Sat 06/20/15 05:40 PM
I want him to hold me.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sat 06/20/15 05:41 PM
For the hunk I'm writing about to come to live and knock on my door How about me....the court jester?

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Sat 06/20/15 05:46 PM
http://youtu.be/_KlRznM81Jw

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 06/20/15 05:47 PM
I want someone to peel and slice a mango for me. They are good but a bit too much work... Yes, I know I'm a lazy bastard....