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Edited by
regularfeller
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Tue 06/09/15 07:20 PM
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LOL Well fellas ya all have a point. And yea there are some ball breakers that think they have the right to dictate right down to your whiskers on all your parts but I ask you this....You show up for a first date or the date you want to take a gal to meet the friends do you kind of hope she make that little extra effort to say wear heels and maybe a push up bra so the blessings look their most inviting (even though the under wires hurt like hell and she will have blisters two weeks for giving you that little Ode to men. Yea I know you don't like scraping your face any more than I like scraping my legs but the social exchange generally has a few costs. And believe me women can spot a fresh shaved beard and it impresses the heck out of them. Since most make up their mind in the first three minutes if you are ever getting in their panties doesn't it pay to try and make a favorable first quid pro quo impression? I don't care nothing about no quid pro quo...and I don't think my goal is to impress her anymore than I must have to gain her consent to the date. And if my only goal was going for her britches, let me say this....whiskers tickle! And if the dates with me - leave the heels and slide on your best yellow box flip flops and no need for a push up bra...you know them thangs is just gonna dangle to your navel if it gets that far! |
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Those that think I am the one and say they really love me and then want me to send them $700 for them to see me. Then I say how about I come out there and make a vacation out of and they say no because where they live is not gay friendly. Then I say. "SCAM!"
Has this happened to you ? |
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OMG Regular my navel? How dang old do you think I am? ROFLMBO
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mister slick with ALL the lines
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OMG Regular my navel? How dang old do you think I am? ROFLMBO I reckon some won't droop that far! |
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Are you hairy regularfeller?
If not I will see if I can find you someone. Looking in Black book of friends, she will be a kiwi. Lol |
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my own voice when I am saying something idiotic and realize it right away.
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Are you hairy regularfeller? If not I will see if I can find you someone. Looking in Black book of friends, she will be a kiwi. Lol A lil chest fuzz and a man's beard (bucket list to grow a big ol beard) BUT, no neck, shoulder, or back hair! |
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I Kiwi
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Ok will go searching
What age? |
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Ok will go searching What age? LEGAL! I'm 46...use your judgement! |
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Ok. Checking data
Kiwis are special people Very independent Can be strong minded Confidence Wow sorry bro didn't think you were that old Let me do some research and i will get back to you. P,. S. No returns. |
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P,. S. No returns. |
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Lol that's how I roll.
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Ear hair. oh gross, lmao . Not as gross as the nose hair. Who wants to see nostril hair practically growing out of his nose like a big plant? |
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Ear hair. oh gross, lmao . Not as gross as the nose hair. Who wants to see nostril hair practically growing out of his nose like a big plant? |
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Ear hair. oh gross, lmao . Not as gross as the nose hair. Who wants to see nostril hair practically growing out of his nose like a big plant? ha ha ha |
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Nose tentacles!
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Vegan-Vegitarian
Bunny Huggers Catch and Release |
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