Well that might be but I have read your posts for a long time and I personally like you so I would like to see you get every possible chance to have someone great.

If someone likes you, as you, and knows you like the beard better they would probably encourage you to grow it back. Didn't you take a drivers license test to get a license? It I si just paying the dues to play.

Don't kill the messenger because you don't like the message.

Yea anyone that has been around Mingle long believes that Goof I have some stock in the San Francisco Bay bridge I will sell them.

Too much talk but no action.

Now Pac, I normally bow to your wisdom, but I think it is not "honest" to shave your jaws to lure a lady while knowing full well that once you got her reeled in you're going to grow it back.

What if he does that and she hates it and they argue over it to the point it dissolves their relationship?

There's a lot to be said for that ol country tune with part of the refrain that goes:

"Some girls don't like boys like me
Aw, but some girls do"

Might as well start with who you are and intend to be than altering ones self to gain acceptance.

amen regularfeller

stinky socks, loud grunting smacking slurps when eating like a hog being slopped, rudeness and also loudly taking the rapist killer's side in a movie and acting all thrilled if the victim gets raped or killed and someone gets killed trying to rescue her

Watching a monkey do a frog... Seriously, I did NOT make this up!

Lazyness.

But...
I thought we were friends.

LOL....we are just friends because of these ^^^^^.....

Cockiness is alright by me
excessive swearing? Well I've been know to do that time or two myself
mean drunks?no thanks
Self absorbed..ummm no

Okay....here is a list of turn offs for Goof.

-Ex Hooker: Okay...not because she has banged a bunch of dudes. It's just how am I gonna introduce her to my parents? "Hey Dad. This is Candy. She used to charge $300 an hour but I get it for free".

-Hair: The Marge Simpson hairdo is not hot ladies.

-Sniffer: Look...I had a date who...within the first fifteen minutes says, "You smell good and have a good looking neckline. Can I smell your neckline"?

-Drama Queen: No explanation needed her.

LOL Well fellas ya all have a point. And yea there are some ball breakers that think they have the right to dictate right down to your whiskers on all your parts but I ask you this....You show up for a first date or the date you want to take a gal to meet the friends do you kind of hope she make that little extra effort to say wear heels and maybe a push up bra so the blessings look their most inviting (even though the under wires hurt like hell and she will have blisters two weeks for giving you that little Ode to men. Yea I know you don't like scraping your face any more than I like scraping my legs but the social exchange generally has a few costs. And believe me women can spot a fresh shaved beard and it impresses the heck out of them. Since most make up their mind in the first three minutes if you are ever getting in their panties doesn't it pay to try and make a favorable first quid pro quo impression?

no i hope she is herself. dependent on venue i would hope for appropriately dresed. but in no way do i think selling a false bill of goods is right. the only time since high school that i have been clean shaven was a hitch in uncle sam's navy. so shaving to win her interests would be nothing short of lying. do you want me to lie to you pacific star????? how long would i last lying to you?

Sorry hairy backs but waxing can fix that when he is asleep??????

Haahaa...you uhh not care for that fur coat look Annie?

Hahahahaha Ewwwwwe no way.

Ok Back on Topic lol

Turn offs

Talking about the Ex. Or asking about mine. Total buss kill.

What am I suppose to do cry when you mention his name or joke about bumping her off?

Coming on the date if you are sick.

Now I might think you are a tough responsible type if you go on to work if you are feeling a little under the weather but I don't need your cold and I sure don't want what ever bug you are coming down with unless you are really serious boyfriend material. You have a fever, got the sniffles, you know your kid barfed on you at breakfast stay the help home.

Coming to the date if you are dog dead tired. Or under the influence.

We all sometimes get caught short on our zzz's but if you are zombie tired I am making and impression about your faculties and it is hard to be real generous if you are falling asleep on the date. If this is first time you have taken a medication or the dentist has your whole jaw numb you are not making a good impression no matter how hard you try.


Talking about people I don't know.

Unless I am meeting them in the near future you might as well be talking about the lamp post. It is nearly impossible to participate in the conversation.

Not being prepared for the date.

Ok maybe twenty or so years ago when personal computers were more rare and all the great Apps did not exist, maybe you actually had to go in person to see the lay of the land where your planned date is I would be a little more forgiving but Holy Bat Cave dudes get the particulars before you drag me along. Have enough money or parking coins, know if there is parking with in walking distance, have a clue about he gist of the movie, know if there is a dress code. The only real surprise I want on the date is you turn out to be prince charming. You have your Ducky's in a row at least you will still be in the running.

Thinking the date has to drag on, and on, and on.

I want to go on a date not be kidnapped. I have other responsibilities and you need to stick to the original agenda even if you and I are having a good time. I will be much more impressed if you let me see you the next day than if you peeve my babysitter or I am killer tired at work because you just had to keep things going. If you are all that and a bag of chips I won't forget you in a day or two.

Blabbing about our date to others.

Yea you can be happy to get a date; chances a someone even knows you went out, but if you have to run your mouth about it then you are going to have seen the last of me. I don't need to hear it critiqued on the computer, I sure don't need your friends perveing me, and I really don't want them asking for the an instant replay because they have learned from your mistakes. AND I REALLY don't need your Ex calling and giving me 99 reasons why I should not go out with you. Or your Mother telling why I should if I am the first woman you have brought home that is NOT a bimbo. And if you think your friends are going to give up; just because you did not get to first base You are dead wrong. Believe me if you lie and say you did the deed when you don't they will be lining up in the street to ring the door bell to try their luck.

If I know that is how you see it then Not a New York Minute. I don't see dressing up for a date that people spend money and effort on as lying.