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Topic: Who Betrayed Who? (Hard Question!)
uche9aa Joined Mon 08/15/11 Posts: 1986	Mon 02/02/15 04:44 AM
Without a doubt the wife betrayed her husband. Who brings a parachute to a suicide?? She never planned to go through with it!! Sorry I'm new here and haven't got a grasp of this quoting etc.. Anyway thought I'd get my theory out there lol.. :-) B-) I agree with you Joemoto!...PLUS, I don't give a damn what Uche says cause he is ALWAYS trying to mess with people's heads...I think THAT is a huge betrayal ...Anyway, the broad betrayed her husband....She never intended to jump, he simply got cold feet...He's a big woosy, but he is not guilty of betrayal....Also, before you start running your mouth Uche, know this ....The man in question is my brother and he called me last night and told me what REALLY happened on the roof that day....LmaOFF..!!..... Hahahaha lolz!!.I couldnt control myself in laughing.I fell off the bench still laughing on the ground!! hahahahahahahaha!!!.. So how are you managing to type at the same time then?

uche9aa Joined Mon 08/15/11 Posts: 1986	Mon 02/02/15 04:47 AM
The OP betrayed us by not giving the answer

mysticalview21 Joined Sat 06/28/14 Posts: 5462	Mon 02/02/15 11:46 AM
Who cares? Neither one of them died. Was hoping for 2 less morons! Who cares??? That's the answer!!!!....Congrats!...

Joemoto Joined Fri 11/21/14 Posts: 6	Tue 02/03/15 04:32 AM Edited by Joemoto on Tue 02/03/15 04:38 AM
This is so funny!! So you had the inside scoop the whole time Ladywind?? hahaha...smart lady :-D x You will have to explain to me how to do this quoting your all doing as I'm having zero luck with that or tagging names of people here... But that's definitely the blonde in me :-D

SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Tue 02/03/15 09:40 AM
Important Question. A couple decided to commit suicide. After a rough life,they decided to jump off a building. When they got to the top,they both counted to 3. The woman jumped,but the man stayed. He watched her drop for 8 seconds then saw that she pulled a parachute. Who betrayed who? post answer with your reason(s)attached

Fluffierbum Joined Sun 01/25/15 Posts: 1	Wed 02/04/15 01:43 AM
The man didnt jump, coz he never intended to. He betrayed his wife, by fooling her into thinking he was comitted to the suicide pact. The wife jumped, but came prepared with a parachut in case her husband chickened out, which he, so she used the parachut. Question is, would she have used it, if he had jumped ?

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Wed 02/04/15 01:46 AM
The man didnt jump, coz he never intended to. He betrayed his wife, by fooling her into thinking he was comitted to the suicide pact. The wife jumped, but came prepared with a parachut in case her husband chickened out, which he, so she used the parachut. Question is, would she have used it, if he had jumped ? Aye, cos she had him insured to the hilt and that's why she had the parachute? All about the money?

deucedaaa Joined Tue 02/03/15 Posts: 93	Wed 02/04/15 01:48 AM
She betrayed me man, she betrayed me...

uche9aa Joined Mon 08/15/11 Posts: 1986	Thu 02/05/15 11:17 AM
lets start to resolve this case of conspiracy to commit suicide and criminal betrayal of trust with these hypothesis. (1) The woman betrayed the husband because the man noticed the parachute backpack and still followed her to the top.Thats love.He was not himself.Thank goodness,his brain started working at the count of 3. (2) The man betrayed the woman because if the husband had jumped too,the woman might not have pulled the parachute.She didnt trust the man,so she had back up plans. Meanwhile,investigation continues..

neilcomp Joined Thu 01/02/14 Posts: 2	Mon 02/09/15 05:15 PM
Five pages of replies to a "joke without a punchline",i need a gun but should i do it or ask a woman?

DavidCommaGeek Joined Thu 01/08/15 Posts: 537	Mon 02/09/15 06:40 PM
We'll know which you should do as soon as we solve the conundrum here.

arvindooo Joined Thu 04/02/15 Posts: 1	Thu 04/02/15 04:45 AM
WHere did they jump from ? its a very tall building she travelled 313 meters :) before opening the parachute. Must be like Bhurj Khalifa.

Kaustuv1 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 4365	Thu 04/02/15 05:14 AM
'Either' : "None Of Them Betrayed The Other!" 'OR' : "Each One Of Them Betrayed The Other!"

uche9aa Joined Mon 08/15/11 Posts: 1986	Thu 04/02/15 05:23 AM
The man didnt jump, coz he never intended to. He betrayed his wife, by fooling her into thinking he was comitted to the suicide pact. The wife jumped, but came prepared with a parachut in case her husband chickened out, which he, so she used the parachut. Question is, would she have used it, if he had jumped ? Aye, cos she had him insured to the hilt and that's why she had the parachute? All about the money?

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Thu 04/02/15 04:16 PM
Well, I have googled this topic/question. EVERYBODY who starts this same thread on the internet does not answer the question. It was the beginning speech of a preacher who used this as an example to say 'no human can really be trusted, only God'. So how about we lock it up, because THAT IS THE ANSWER

uche9aa Joined Mon 08/15/11 Posts: 1986	Thu 04/02/15 11:14 PM
Well, I have googled this topic/question. EVERYBODY who starts this same thread on the internet does not answer the question. It was the beginning speech of a preacher who used this as an example to say 'no human can really be trusted, only God'. So how about we lock it up, because THAT IS THE ANSWER That seems to be the answer!! TRUST NO ONE EXCEPT GOD