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Topic: Who Betrayed Who? (Hard Question!)
messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Thu 01/29/15 01:02 PM
yea ...really good topic op ... and I did not want to read all... since u seemed to have a answer... I would say her ...since she thought ahead of time ... He could have known ahead of time that he wasn't going to jump, either. When she jumped, she still had the option to pull the ripcord. Did he push her? She's lucky it was a parachute she had, cos if i had known what she was gonna do, it would've been 2 bricks in there in instead of the parachute! If she had known what you were gonna do, she woulda shoved those bricks up your azz.... And how would she have did that without me noticing? I'd already stuffed her parachute up there, so they'd be no more room?

uche9aa Joined Mon 08/15/11 Posts: 1986	Fri 01/30/15 06:00 AM
Important Question. A couple decided to commit suicide. After a rough life,they decided to jump off a building. When they got to the top,they both counted to 3. The woman jumped,but the man stayed. He watched her drop for 8 seconds then saw that she pulled a parachute. Who betrayed who? post answer with your reason(s)attached Not a hard question at all, they betrayed each other. They had a suicide pact and they both had no intention of going through with it. If there has to be only one, I would say the wife, because she had no intentions on going through with it and pre-meditated on a plan. The husband could have had a change of heart at the last minute. Thoughtful post.You are nearer to the truth.Somebody surely betrayed somebody in that story

Joemoto Joined Fri 11/21/14 Posts: 6	Fri 01/30/15 09:32 AM
Without a doubt the wife betrayed her husband. Who brings a parachute to a suicide?? She never planned to go through with it!! Sorry I'm new here and haven't got a grasp of this quoting etc.. Anyway thought I'd get my theory out there lol.. :-) B-)

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Fri 01/30/15 03:05 PM
When will you answer this?

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Fri 01/30/15 03:09 PM
When will you answer this? He can't Ladywind, or he would've by now?

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Fri 01/30/15 03:15 PM
When will you answer this? He can't Ladywind, or he would've by now? Argh is all I can say to that!!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Fri 01/30/15 03:26 PM
Without a doubt the wife betrayed her husband. Who brings a parachute to a suicide?? She never planned to go through with it!! Sorry I'm new here and haven't got a grasp of this quoting etc.. Anyway thought I'd get my theory out there lol.. :-) B-) I agree with you Joemoto!...PLUS, I don't give a damn what Uche says cause he is ALWAYS trying to mess with people's heads...I think THAT is a huge betrayal ...Anyway, the broad betrayed her husband....She never intended to jump, he simply got cold feet...He's a big woosy, but he is not guilty of betrayal....Also, before you start running your mouth Uche, know this ....The man in question is my brother and he called me last night and told me what REALLY happened on the roof that day....LmaOFF..!!.....

HoneyFly Joined Mon 01/27/14 Posts: 1962	Fri 01/30/15 03:48 PM
After a rough life contemplating suicide, both left to go parachuting. Narrator was clearly the betrayal of telling the story.

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21251	Fri 01/30/15 04:18 PM
They betrayed each other. The wife betrayed the husband, by wearing a parachute. The husband betrayed the wife, by not jumping with her.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Fri 01/30/15 04:28 PM
Without a doubt the wife betrayed her husband. Who brings a parachute to a suicide?? She never planned to go through with it!! Sorry I'm new here and haven't got a grasp of this quoting etc.. Anyway thought I'd get my theory out there lol.. :-) B-) I agree with you Joemoto!...PLUS, I don't give a damn what Uche says cause he is ALWAYS trying to mess with people's heads...I think THAT is a huge betrayal ...Anyway, the broad betrayed her husband....She never intended to jump, he simply got cold feet...He's a big woosy, but he is not guilty of betrayal....Also, before you start running your mouth Uche, know this ....The man in question is my brother and he called me last night and told me what REALLY happened on the roof that day....LmaOFF..!!..... Do you know the answer? There is an answer? Will you share it then?

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Fri 01/30/15 09:13 PM
Who really gives a S***, OP is going to end it with some verse from the bible.

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Sat 01/31/15 01:13 AM
The OP betrayed us by not giving the answer

uche9aa Joined Mon 08/15/11 Posts: 1986	Sat 01/31/15 02:22 AM
Without a doubt the wife betrayed her husband. Who brings a parachute to a suicide?? She never planned to go through with it!! Sorry I'm new here and haven't got a grasp of this quoting etc.. Anyway thought I'd get my theory out there lol.. :-) B-) I agree with you Joemoto!...PLUS, I don't give a damn what Uche says cause he is ALWAYS trying to mess with people's heads...I think THAT is a huge betrayal ...Anyway, the broad betrayed her husband....She never intended to jump, he simply got cold feet...He's a big woosy, but he is not guilty of betrayal....Also, before you start running your mouth Uche, know this ....The man in question is my brother and he called me last night and told me what REALLY happened on the roof that day....LmaOFF..!!..... Hahahaha lolz!!.I couldnt control myself in laughing.I fell off the bench still laughing on the ground!! hahahahahahahaha!!!..

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Sat 01/31/15 02:31 AM
Without a doubt the wife betrayed her husband. Who brings a parachute to a suicide?? She never planned to go through with it!! Sorry I'm new here and haven't got a grasp of this quoting etc.. Anyway thought I'd get my theory out there lol.. :-) B-) I agree with you Joemoto!...PLUS, I don't give a damn what Uche says cause he is ALWAYS trying to mess with people's heads...I think THAT is a huge betrayal ...Anyway, the broad betrayed her husband....She never intended to jump, he simply got cold feet...He's a big woosy, but he is not guilty of betrayal....Also, before you start running your mouth Uche, know this ....The man in question is my brother and he called me last night and told me what REALLY happened on the roof that day....LmaOFF..!!..... Hahahaha lolz!!.I couldnt control myself in laughing.I fell off the bench still laughing on the ground!! hahahahahahahaha!!!.. So how are you managing to type at the same time then?

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Sat 01/31/15 02:44 AM
I'm pretty sure the woman is the OP's ex, and that he's gonna say that she betrayed him, too... If this ends with a scripture quote, then I'll eat my hat...

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Sat 01/31/15 02:58 AM
head games... not the first time he's done it. You think he's not enjoying every minute of people asking him.. "what is the answer.. what's the answer.." Head game So what is it going to be Uche.. you going to string these people along a bit longer.

uche9aa Joined Mon 08/15/11 Posts: 1986	Mon 02/02/15 12:25 AM
lets start to resolve this case of conspiracy to commit suicide and criminal betrayal of trust with these hypothesis. (1) The woman betrayed the husband because the man noticed the parachute backpack and still followed her to the top.Thats love.He was not himself.Thank goodness,his brain started working at the count of 3. (2) The man betrayed the woman because if the husband had jumped too,the woman might not have pulled the parachute.She didnt trust the man,so she had back up plans. Meanwhile,investigation continues..

uche9aa Joined Mon 08/15/11 Posts: 1986	Mon 02/02/15 04:33 AM
When will you answer this? He can't Ladywind, or he would've by now?

uche9aa Joined Mon 08/15/11 Posts: 1986	Mon 02/02/15 04:40 AM
Who really gives a S***, OP is going to end it with some verse from the bible.

uche9aa Joined Mon 08/15/11 Posts: 1986	Mon 02/02/15 04:43 AM Edited by uche9aa on Mon 02/02/15 04:54 AM
There are life lessons in that story. Beware who you trust