100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: Crazy chit women say and do!!!!!! | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
I like to lean in really close to offer a lollipop kiss.... Then *whisper*..."Sucker"....heehee 
Heehee..... 
Well, they better not expect sober, too.... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
They're all mad at the end of the day! Chop their man up? Blame it on their PMT. Cut his dick off? It was the PMS that made them do it? I'm waiting on them getting MTV, BBC, SKY TV, these abbreviations are all the f*****g same to me!! Excuses for everything?
And more abbreviations to come too.... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oh.....and how about when during an argument women can bring up something the man did five years ago. For example.... Man: (Arguing) You are being unreasonable. I had to work late. Woman: (Arguing) But you promised..... Man: And I apologized...... Woman: Just like five years ago when you promised me you'd fix that leaky faucet you NEVER got around too. Man: WTF??????? That has nothing to do with what is happening now... Woman: Yes it does. You just don't love me. Man: 
But you just don't love her.... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
They're all mad at the end of the day! Chop their man up? Blame it on their PMT. Cut his dick off? It was the PMS that made them do it? I'm waiting on them getting MTV, BBC, SKY TV, these abbreviations are all the f*****g same to me!! Excuses for everything?
And more abbreviations to come too.... He's asking for a K in the A, right?...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tell me some crazy chit women say and do!!! 
Nice one Bambi!!! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
They're all mad at the end of the day! Chop their man up? Blame it on their PMT. Cut his dick off? It was the PMS that made them do it? I'm waiting on them getting MTV, BBC, SKY TV, these abbreviations are all the f*****g same to me!! Excuses for everything?
And more abbreviations to come too.... He's asking for a K in the A, right?...
I bring the spiked boots?????? 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
When you ask "is it okay if we just stay home and maybe watch a movie and get a pizza" and they say" oh sure I love to lounge around the house", then the next day they are quiet and you ask whats wrong and they say" we never go anywhere".
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tell me some crazy chit women say and do!!!
When she said ''if you ever stick your **** in another womans **** I will chop it off '' 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Crazy chit women say: "Online dating might be a good way to meet someone"
Crazy chit women do: Post a profile on this site. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tell me some crazy chit women say and do!!!
Nice one Bambi!!! That doe is Fawn Cervidae, the actress. Bambi is her father. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oh.....and how about when during an argument women can bring up something the man did five years ago. For example.... Man: (Arguing) You are being unreasonable. I had to work late. Woman: (Arguing) But you promised..... Man: And I apologized...... Woman: Just like five years ago when you promised me you'd fix that leaky faucet you NEVER got around too. Man: WTF??????? That has nothing to do with what is happening now... Woman: Yes it does. You just don't love me. Man:
Me thinking you should keep your promises and .. don't be so envious of our good memories!!! Surely you got other qualities yourself? Fixing faucets maybe?
Love you, Goof, just taking the mickey 
My fixing faucet abilities are to die for. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tell me some crazy chit women say and do!!!
 Hey WaterSign....Must give credit where credit is due...You sure know how to bring out the best of the best!!
@Goof...My faucet is dripping...ping, ping, ping....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tell me some crazy chit women say and do!!!
Hey WaterSign....Must give credit where credit is due...You sure know how to bring out the best of the best!!
@Goof...My faucet is dripping...ping, ping, ping....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Lorena Bobbit
 Nuff said?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Lorena Bobbit Nuff said?
And you sure know how to let the air out of the balloon, in your best soprano C4 range... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Lorena Bobbit Nuff said?
And you sure know how to let the air out of the balloon, in your best soprano C4 range...
My GOSH!!! Yah "Mezzo" like Beverly Sills. |
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
SparklingCrystal 💖💎
on
Sat 01/24/15 09:51 AM
|
|
When you ask "is it okay if we just stay home and maybe watch a movie and get a pizza" and they say" oh sure I love to lounge around the house", then the next day they are quiet and you ask whats wrong and they say" we never go anywhere".
So this scenario, you really really feel like staying in.. what would you do if she said: "Nah, I feel like going out and dance / go crazy / have fun!"? And she wants this with you... Seriously asking ... What then? . . You all seem to want us to be more direct and open, but can you - and are you willing to - handle the consequences of that? How would you handle them? . . |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Lorena Bobbit Nuff said?
And you sure know how to let the air out of the balloon, in your best soprano C4 range...
My GOSH!!! Yah "Mezzo" like Beverly Sills. Bite me...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I've got nothing to wear
|
|
|
|
|
