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Topic: christmas confusion
kc0003's photo
Sun 12/14/14 05:39 PM
mostly for me, it's the songs...

example: ...chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...
what did chet do that was so bad the traditional coal in the stocking wouldn't suffice?

and then there's this one:
...i want to wish you a merry christmas/
i want to wish you a merry christmas/
i want to wish you a merry christmas,
from the bottom of my heart...

fleas on my dog/
fleas on my dog.....wtf?

is it just me?

soufiehere's photo
Sun 12/14/14 05:41 PM
'Round young virgin, mother and child..'

LisaGreen54's photo
Sun 12/14/14 05:43 PM
I saw momma kissing santa claus
Underneath the misletoe last nite

kc0003's photo
Sun 12/14/14 05:43 PM
ohh thank goodness soufie, i knew i could count on you!

Cutiepieforyou's photo
Sun 12/14/14 05:45 PM
Police got my car
Police got my car

soufiehere's photo
Sun 12/14/14 05:48 PM
'Hark the hairy angels sing...'

'Fleas Navidad..'

'Dashing through the snow..with a one horse soap and sleigh'

kc0003's photo
Sun 12/14/14 05:53 PM
where is beach when ya need him?

pkh's photo
Mon 12/15/14 05:09 AM
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Chrissyboy2702's photo
Mon 12/15/14 05:18 AM
Wilst shepards wash there socks by night

Duttoneer's photo
Tue 12/16/14 08:00 AM
We three kings, of Orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter, beeping his hooter,
Smoking a fat cigar.
CHORUS.
Oh, star of wonder
Star of might
Fill your pants with dynamite
Light the fuse and off we go. .
Around the world to Mexico.
CHORUS:
We three kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded, and exploded
Now we're on yonder star.


HoneyFly's photo
Wed 12/17/14 11:57 PM
Code names are like hidden treasures.

Santa Claus is coming to town
Ruldoph the red nose reindeer
Santa Baby
Its Cold Outside
Jingle Bells

Jtevans's photo
Fri 12/19/14 03:55 PM

Police got my car
Police got my car



or


Police Stopped My Car

drinker

Jtevans's photo
Fri 12/19/14 03:56 PM
Hark The Hair-Lipped Angels Sing

beachdog50's photo
Fri 12/19/14 05:44 PM
Walking round in womens underware

Maxisu's photo
Fri 12/19/14 06:03 PM

'Hark the hairy angels sing...'

'Fleas Navidad..'

'Dashing through the snow..with a one horse soap and sleigh'



laugh flowerforyou

messi_is_a_tim_1888's photo
Fri 12/19/14 06:19 PM
I'm dreaming of a shite xmas!! Last xmas, i gave you my part, but the very next day, said you were gay!!

messi_is_a_tim_1888's photo
Fri 12/19/14 06:19 PM
I'm dreaming of a shite xmas!! Last xmas, i gave you my part, but the very next day, said you were gay!!

NaVeana's photo
Sat 12/20/14 12:20 AM
My absolute favorite holiday... Love everything about it! Chestnuts roasting! Jackfrost nipping! Ha ha? I don't find it hard to sleep! That naughty guy is coming down my chimney soon!!

mysticalview21's photo
Sat 12/20/14 10:37 AM
Edited by mysticalview21 on Sat 12/20/14 10:45 AM
let it snow only when where all home ... let it snow with out the damage of the lights going out or any rds closed or large branches ok I can go on & on a little to much with that ... ... let it snow the fluffy kind for the best snowman to come back to life ... and never .. I say never... eat yellow snow ...:smile: or Santa will not be getting mommies kiss tonight ...

dreamerana's photo
Sat 12/20/14 10:39 AM
the 12 dates for Christmas.
a little hard keeping them straight.

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