Words women use



Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

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Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.


Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

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Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

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Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

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Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

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That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

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Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly .

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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa sooooooooooooo true!!!

i'll use this wisdom

Dragonslove good one!

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iTS almost inborn sorry guys.......we can't help it!!!

I will blame my hormones!!!

Tooooooooo funnny but ohhhh so true

well its nice to have the code key now

LMAO, it is not so much the words you have to listen to it is the eyes ya better be watching lmao

Fine. Give me five minutes, it's nothing, but i'll get back to you.

You want to write to me? Go ahead. s'ok, sigh, won't give you a hard time if it takes a while for you to get back to me!! Thanks!

Now our secrets are out

lmao@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ blonde

I thought it was funny also

So to see if i get it...

*Sigh* it's ok, i'm fine really. No nothings wrong. Go ahead, i don't care.

Translation: I hate you, i have no idea why i'm with you, if you do it i'm going to make you pay, this is really important!

Translation for guys:

It's fine, i really don't have any problems, something small is annoying me, its me and not you. Why don't you go do whatever it is you want to and let me cool down. I'll be waiting here"

if i knew this a month ago that would've saved me A LOT of trouble....i'm still paying for it..

It is a good one but I still say watch those eyes lol

Sure if that is the sense of mind!

Words women use :

"oh yeah right there" "that feels good"

Too many for me to express!