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Topic: how to please a woman, into chatting naughty when you are a
lovabledarling Joined Sun 07/27/14 Posts: 6	Wed 09/10/14 09:03 PM
hey beautiful ladies would be waiting for you dear

Unknow Joined Thu 04/01/10 Posts: 1482	Wed 09/10/14 09:04 PM
I asked my ex once to talk dirty to me .............so he said ..the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room...

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Wed 09/10/14 09:48 PM
"how to please a woman, into chatting naughty when you are a ..." when you are a what...a what? come on, don't leave us hanging!!!

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Wed 09/10/14 09:54 PM
Oh oh I get it......it's a guessing game. Man......wanna pet my trouser snake? guess I don't know how to talk dirty.

mrld_ii Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 1410	Wed 09/10/14 10:03 PM
Oh, I get it, now. Thanks to the two guys before me for pointing out it's a fill-in-the-blank game. Q: "how to please a woman, into chatting naughty when you are a 3-foot-tall mute Small Person?" A: You let your fingers do the talking... ...as far up as you can reach. Am I right?!? Did I win?!?

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Wed 09/10/14 10:06 PM
an idiot among people I know asked me to talk dirty to him. so I said, you mean sweaty socks, stinky shoes and things like that? he said why would he get any joy from hearing that? I said why would I talk any other kind of anything for a stupid question. he still asked me again. and I said you mean puke on toilets, poopie diapers that are like an atomic explosion. he said he gets it, this isn't something you randomly ask.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 09/10/14 10:12 PM Edited by no1phD on Wed 09/10/14 10:40 PM
how to. please a woman into chatting naughty when you are a.....now!! they're not even trying, to make any sense.... .. .. I have not seen one original... .. and you must forgive me here !!..perhaps I missed it ..when I was not on site... online that is.... .. but seriously... there can't possibly . be this many .. unoriginal people.. . on the planet... ok . mingle Lords.. . you will probably erase me..lol.. but oh my god....wtf... just once I mean once it would be nice....ohhh. you know what forget it forget the whole thing..... I'm just going to go to this ... . and I will throw in a little bit of this.. . .. and now I must go somewhere and do this...

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Wed 09/10/14 10:19 PM
"how to please a woman, into chatting naughty when you are a ..." Ohhhh my god here we go....dude let just pull up a chair and watch.......this should be good.

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Wed 09/10/14 10:23 PM Edited by fleta_n_mach on Wed 09/10/14 10:27 PM
...."a".....horn dog? and a roofie?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Wed 09/10/14 10:28 PM
......a peg legged sheep herder.

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Wed 09/10/14 10:35 PM
A horny turtle, with bad eyes.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Wed 09/10/14 11:15 PM
......blind, deaf, and dumb eunuch

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Wed 09/10/14 11:31 PM
A horny turtle, with bad eyes. omg .. That looks like my work shoe .. Does he know its a croc .. Think he is confused about which hole to go for . Pancho show him :-) Pretending it's an asthma attack

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Thu 09/11/14 03:50 AM
Just walk out to the driveway, and deliberately damage her car. The chatting she'll give you, will be so naughty, I'll bet most of it will be words you've never been called before. . Or, if you want a more opportune time for it. Wait until the heat of passion, then tell her how much hotter her sister is. . Always glad to help.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Thu 09/11/14 04:28 AM
would be waiting for you dear That is what all of the hunters say.

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Thu 09/11/14 06:00 AM
Yosemite Sam's favorite Animal!

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Thu 09/11/14 06:54 AM
A horny turtle, with bad eyes. omg .. That looks like my work shoe .. Does he know its a croc .. Think he is confused about which hole to go for . Pancho show him :-) NO WAY!!! Never get between a horny turtle and his croc. Besides..don't want to risk contracting athlete's weenie.

mrld_ii Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 1410	Thu 09/11/14 07:44 AM
"how to please a woman, into chatting naughty when you are a ______" Get a guitar, OP. The answer is always "get a guitar". Always.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33362	Thu 09/11/14 01:26 PM
Yosemite Sam's favorite Animal! Awwwww ... immediately brings back memories of being Australia. One day one of the ranger's came walking in with one :) (my work station - selling souvenirs, lol - was in the ranger station) So cute!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Thu 09/11/14 01:32 PM
A horny turtle, with bad eyes. omg .. That looks like my work shoe .. Does he know its a croc .. Think he is confused about which hole to go for . Pancho show him :-) Pretending it's an asthma attack omg .. Asthma attack.. Asthma attack ... Just watched turtle porn on youtube .. He had a 3ft Wanger .. Which doesn't sound like much but his shell was less than 6ft.. Kinda reminded me of someone .. Laughing .. Hi beach. I think I need to go lie down . You boys are such a bad influence :-) GOOF!