Topic: age and shorter skirts
Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 08/31/14 09:04 PM
OK........mauve...................a neutral color?

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 08/31/14 09:11 PM

Nz has a no speedos rule .. Lmao


Thank God for small favors!!! LMFAO~!

no1phD's photo
Sun 08/31/14 09:39 PM
Hmmm... a little bored are we..^^^..lmao

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 08/31/14 09:42 PM
but be dancing through in a leopard print

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 08/31/14 09:42 PM
didn't read past NEVER...be getting back to you

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 08/31/14 09:46 PM
genital aerodynamics interests me however......trying to streamline

bashajones's photo
Sun 08/31/14 09:49 PM
Orange speedo here, too....:tongue:

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Sun 08/31/14 10:09 PM

.. I think you should dress !!..in whatever makes you feel comfortable!!.. but there are limits..
... my oldest son reminds me of that daily...lol... dad you seriously!! .. are not, going to try to pull that off!!.. are you???.... no I was just seeing if it still fits... lying through my teeth...lmao


haha!

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Sun 08/31/14 10:20 PM
is there an age to stop wearing cute clothes?

It doesn't matter.
No matter what you wear "younger" generations are always going to look at you and want to wear something else.

You start dressing like a 20 year old with a knee length skirt, 20 year olds are going to start wearing skirts shorter than the knee, you start wearing shorter than the knee, they are going to wear asspelunking daisy dukes or sweat pants.

...It really doesn't matter what you wear.

are we supposed to dress more matronly starting at what age?

I think everyone should start wearing kigurumi outfits or uncomfortable 80's lingerie, and those should be the only 2 options as mandated by Obamacare.

Other than that why are you valuing the opinions of complete internet strangers over that of your sister.

dreamerana's photo
Sun 08/31/14 11:27 PM


...It really doesn't matter what you wear.

Other than that why are you valuing the opinions of complete internet strangers over that of your sister.


the opinion of complete strangers might be kinder and more honest.
I've spent the past couple of years not giving a damn and being a hermit.
even before that, I never knew much about style anyway. and it didn't matter because we wore uniforms at work.
now that some things are changing, I just don't want to look like a clown girl, except maybe for Halloween

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Mon 09/01/14 12:02 AM

Specifically, when is a good time NOT to wear a Speedo. You know, except NEVER. In my opinion there is only one good reason for a man to sport a dickini. In fact, I am confused as to why the world supply of Speedos is more than ten. We have all seen the scrot-totes slithering down the beach, the nut-huggers polluting the pool. Have we not wished for a little decency? If we cannot all agree that this junk trunk has no place as a stand-alone garment, at least let us settle on some guidelines.

Top 10 Reasons to Skip the Speedo

10. If you are so fat that others cannot SEE the Speedo, please refrain. We are. not dealing with a lot of fabric. Add a Pabst belly and you are, for all practical visual purposes, naked. Is that necessary? Also avoid skin ... Leopard prints or girlie colours

9. Unless you are a diligent practitioner of extreme man-scaping, do not attempt a Speedo. This is for your benefit and ours.

8. Without romance-cover-worthy long hair and all the right moves to match, the Speedo is a nothing but a hindrance to your social status and your ability to procreate. Ever.

7. If you are not European, step away from the Speedo. I mean really, what are you doing? Do not make us stage an intervention.

6. Yo, guys named Gus Herman or beach ... No Speedo for you.

5. Unless you look great in nipple rings, or have appeared in a firefighter calendar, you should probably forget about the Speedo.

4. If your idea of a workout is making that joke ... this working out just is not working out... leave the Speedo behind.

3. Worried about shrinkage? Just. Say. No. Speedo.

2. If you believe ... one size fits all ... you need to forego the Speedo. Because sizes are real, and you’re probably wearing the wrong one.

And finally...

1. Unless you are Michael Phelps or Mark Spitz or Ryan Lochte, or ANYONE whose profession requires genital aerodynamics, do us all a favor and knock it off. We know you have something in there. Preserve the mystery.

Have you had a traumatic Speedo viewing experience? Group therapy is available

Laughing .. Just teasing beach .. Show us your Dickini :-)


Speedo's, do you mean Budgie smugglers

HoneyFly's photo
Mon 09/01/14 05:44 AM
Someone call for "fashion police". Lol. Pls avoid wearing bright color speedos when out in the sun esp for those whose skin is more brighter orange tannish than the speedo itself. No speedos for you!

N2000's photo
Mon 09/01/14 07:46 AM

.. no back in the day.. dads did not dress the way we do today...
no designer labels really..
.. my dad was jeans.. and a working man's t-shirt... he always smelled like dad.. you know that dad's .smell.....
.. I remember the day my youngest told me I smelled like ..a dad... I almost cried I was so happy...happy


This tears my eyes.

N2000's photo
Mon 09/01/14 07:47 AM

.. no back in the day.. dads did not dress the way we do today...
no designer labels really..
.. my dad was jeans.. and a working man's t-shirt... he always smelled like dad.. you know that dad's .smell.....
.. I remember the day my youngest told me I smelled like ..a dad... I almost cried I was so happy...happy


This tears my eyes.

Shovs's photo
Mon 09/01/14 07:52 AM

Hmmm... a little bored are we..^^^..lmao

rofl

Speedos are glorified codpieces shades

Hey Doc,
you can't throw stones...noway
because I have it on good authority that you are known to wear speedos over your hero tights, blushing shocked tongue2

and the best part is...you make it work, as only you can....:wink: happy

And (((Anna))) I get that you don't want to be 'mutton dressed up as lamb' but really, you can wear whatever you want, once you feel comfortable and confident. Heels help though :thumbsup: Go rock it, girl. To heck with convention and being a slave to fashion trends x

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Mon 09/01/14 07:59 AM
When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was another brilliant redmist post....like the leggings one! Lol!

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Mon 09/01/14 08:01 AM

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was another brilliant redmist post....like the leggings one! Lol!


laugh laugh Good to see you!! :~)

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msharmony's photo
Mon 09/01/14 08:04 AM

Today, my sister took me shopping for a gift. I found a cute black knee length skirt. She asked aren't you a little old to wear that?
so my question to everyone: is there an age to stop wearing cute clothes? are we supposed to dress more matronly starting at what age?


Its hard to say without seeing the dress..lol

seriously,, there are some classy and mature short dresses and then there are some that do scream TEENAGER ,,,,,just depends upon the style, not as much just the length...imho

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Mon 09/01/14 08:29 AM

Today, my sister took me shopping for a gift. I found a cute black knee length skirt. She asked aren't you a little old to wear that?
so my question to everyone: is there an age to stop wearing cute clothes? are we supposed to dress more matronly starting at what age?


Age appropriate is just another phrase that was coined because some tight azzed designer thought he or she had better fashion sense than the women doing the buying and wearing!..When it comes to fashion choices, wearing your cloths with ease and confidence trumps everything else...If you like the way you look and feel in that little black skirt, buy it and wear it with confidence Ana!flowerforyou

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Mon 09/01/14 08:38 AM
Edited by eric22t on Mon 09/01/14 08:38 AM
just post a selfie and if most of us neanderthals godrool

you have a winnerbigsmile