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Do you have a favourite name for any part of your body/partners body
My pet name is candy bar... I'll leave it up to you to guess what part that is... |
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I don't find many reasons to talk about those parts enough to name them,,,,,,lol
ever since poetic justice, most people I have heard speaking about it in less than medical terms referred to it as vajayjay and boobs,,,,lol there is a feminine hygiene commercial out that calls it a 'v',,,, |
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'Omar' the tent-maker :-)
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Well, if I'm in polite company and I need to excuse myself to go and have a slash I tell them that I'm going to point Percy at the porcelain. Calling it Percy is an old British thing though, like when Americans call it Johnson.
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"Lightening Rod" enough said.
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lol reminds me of the classic penis-envy joke:- BOY pointing to his little love rod says Nah,nah, ninanaah, I have one of these and you don't GIRL pointing to her girlygarden says Yeah, but with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want 
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Well, if I'm in polite company and I need to excuse myself to go and have a slash I tell them that I'm going to point Percy at the porcelain. Calling it Percy is an old British thing though, like when Americans call it Johnson. In oz it's " going to drain the main vein" |
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Well, if I'm in polite company and I need to excuse myself to go and have a slash I tell them that I'm going to point Percy at the porcelain. Calling it Percy is an old British thing though, like when Americans call it Johnson. 
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Do you have a favourite name for any part of your body/partners body
Depends on the context of the situation. I mean I wouldn't say "Is that a suppurating wart on your magic thunder cave?" I would probably say "Is that a suppurating wart on your vagina?" I wouldn't say "I'm going to pound your hoo haw with my twinky tackle baby until your waa waa weeps tears of joy," if I was feeling amorous. I am not sure I can type what I would say in these forums. I might say "Pardon me hun, but I'll watch our daughter here if you wouldn't mind washing out your hoo haw because she keeps telling me she doesn't want tuna for lunch and I realize from across the room why." I wouldn't say "Let me tap that bum bum bumbly boo!" I might say "I'm going to tap that ***!" I might say "Oh my god, what the hell just escaped from your prisoner of asskaban, harry potters nemesis professor bum bum bumbly boo? Jesus Christ, light a candle or something!" |
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Do you have a favourite name for any part of your body/partners body My pet name is candy bar... I'll leave it up to you to guess what part that is... 
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Dock the boat...
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Do you have a favourite name for any part of your body/partners body
Depends on the context of the situation. I mean I wouldn't say "Is that a suppurating wart on your magic thunder cave?" I would probably say "Is that a suppurating wart on your vagina?" I wouldn't say "I'm going to pound your hoo haw with my twinky tackle baby until your waa waa weeps tears of joy," if I was feeling amorous. I am not sure I can type what I would say in these forums. I might say "Pardon me hun, but I'll watch our daughter here if you wouldn't mind washing out your hoo haw because she keeps telling me she doesn't want tuna for lunch and I realize from across the room why." I wouldn't say "Let me tap that bum bum bumbly boo!" I might say "I'm going to tap that ***!" I might say "Oh my god, what the hell just escaped from your prisoner of asskaban, harry potters nemesis professor bum bum bumbly boo? Jesus Christ, light a candle or something!" Lol... Classic you win the most creative and original post :) |
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I call her Angelina Jolie ever since the "lower" botox.
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