Several years down the road (demographic ALREADY a bit wide, so no fine point on it) we're all in (or visiting friends/family) in "The Home".

After 1562 Good Guy/Bad Boy threads, and 147894567 Old/Young threads........

"I" might say, "That last game of Shuffleboard was totally RAD Dude!"

Someone 15yrs Junior might say, "That applesauce was the ShizzleDizzle YO!"

Those visiting might say, "Why aren't you using the Mingle Brain Plugs? Don't you get tired of typing?"


Scary!!! Huh???!!! Imagine the conversation?

Okay, I'm confused. But then I'm old, all the bad boys have already taken all the good women half my age, the ones who are my age have already been scouted out by teenagers, and the ones who are left are always looking for someone who communicates, so what do I know?

Reminisce about the good ole days, enjoy what the youngins have to say, and quit being so sour ya ol Coot!

The Head Nurse (an ex-Moderator) at the Home:
'Motown, snap that gown together at the back or I will
Report you!'

'But Nursie, I am expressing myself, it is a form of
free speech!'

'I said, FREE Peaches you idiot! Turn up your hearing aid!'

GEE it sure is windy!
No it's not, it's Thursday.
Me too, Let's go get a drink!

Seriously? It's amazing the things I learn online relating to every generation and modern day civilization. Here in my solitary neck of the woods life goes by and there's never any excitement or distractions out of the ordinary. So the younger generation's way of being, speaking, seeing and interacting makes me realize just how different our worlds really are. Yet still very much the same. And sometimes it does get hard to relate. And I can only imagine if I'm still around 15 years from now what's going to spark my interest then.

I don't think I can picture that conversation.

I would just sit in the corner and drool.

Some 20something is gonna come along, read that, and want ta DO YA!

Oh what then?

You don't already Bro? One of my favorite passtimes!

Having worked in a retirement home, I will say that many of those who are currently lacking sexual activity, will definitely be having some interesting times in the old folks home.
I could tell you some pretty funny stories.

Listening with curiousity.....and ebbing libido which I hope will flow later.

If it works, don't fix it.

When they coming round with those sockos?

My feet are cold.

Whao Dude! I like totally wish my urologist woulda taken moment to chill on THAT!

my granny would just say :YO yourself right over there and help clear that applesauce right off the table." lol

and bring me my teeth

I'm already old. But if I haven't gone blind and I don't have Alzheimer's I'll probably be looking for someone to play Scrabble. And if I haven't gone deaf, I'll probably be driving everyone nuts with my six decade playlist.

Uh, it's too late for that. Everybody is already nuts.

They said there would be tapioca tonight!