Summer is almost here which means bars will be packed with lots of women. I want to take advantage of this opportunity. Problem is I don't understand women never mind seducing them.

Walks in bar, licks own eyebrows, winks at pretty brunette, orders 2 beers.

My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

What do women want to hear?


What do you have to say?

Whatever will get them in the sack.

they call me "tripod"...

You'll know when you say it! Better up your game if you haven't figured it out yet!

Apart from anything else it is your attitude that will keep you failing continually.

with this attitude..off to a bad start already.
most women don't need a man..we want a man...
we can rub out~satisfaction...

Exactly

Response to the cat with sunglasses. What's wrong with my attitude?

@H2O Is it time for a 'cruise'?

You are a selfish child who has not yet grown out of adolescence, for starters.

Try being genuinely interested in what a woman wants and needs instead of only what you want. Any decent woman doesn't want to be approached as if she is a piece of meat attached to a glory hole.

They want to hear..real.
If you are shy, say so..vulnerable, let it work for you.
Smiling never hurts, though don't go all goofy.
Listen.
If they get a letch for you, try to let it flow.

Pretend they are special.
A one-of-a-kind happening.
It does not hurt to let them think you are
struck dumb with awe.

Don't approach more than one a night in
the same location.
They can tell.
Don't stare, smile and look away.

Don't start with the compliments before
they are earned.
Be you, with all the charm of a man..searching.

Does any person of the male gender understand women?

^^^ Yes, and for 3 payments of $49.47, you too could be the one who understands.

Hurry, operators are standing by...

What I've found is that they like a bit of playful flirting and innuendo. I believe that we have discussed this before.

How's it going mate? haven't seen you on here for a few weeks. Been getting your hole?

Hmmm... you could invite them to a BBQ with a sack race. That might get them in a sack. If they have fun that could work to YOUR ADVANTAGE. Good luck

Kinda sad ain't it, not surprised that even aliens learnt that human men often aren't that bright. I mean, as if it's difficult to understand women!? Glad alien males don't automatically take sides with human men! Maybe justice does come from outer-space!