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@ Single... Weeell...you get some matches, lighter fluid & some wood...
@ Summer... Would you prefer a banana hammock instead? |
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 Give me an old fashioned suit, and let me have fun guessing what's behind it...
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Sale my Arse , you know those are free. 
Shhhh! You'll give the merchandise a complex! 
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Give me an old fashioned suit, and let me have fun guessing what's behind it...
lol right, why buy the cow when u've seen the goods |
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Sale my Arse , you know those are free.
lol never ending supply of them :) |
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My morning BEACH!!!
So, M2 is not scalable on my iPhone... I was perusing my profile and my fat fingers pushed a sequence of buttons and somehow I sent a pretty young thing a note that I added her to my favorites. Huh? How'd I do that? There were no confirmations on my screen. Nothing to let me know I had done such a heinous act. Anywho, she sent me an email. 
She wants to know more about me... oh, geeeez. Should I tell her about the missing apostrophe? Should I elaborate on my plans to completely own this rock? Should I expound on my efforts of complete global domination and subversion? Let her in on my Evil Master Plan (tm)? Or... should I play it 'coy'? 
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@ Stan..... Humm is that all it took shshshs I've been going at this all wrong..
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 Forgot to tell you, Stan...you can't "stalk by 'favorites'" here...
I say play it coy...cuz yer just so darned good at it! |
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I wasn't pervin' profiles. I was reading this place and FOC during my mornin' smoke.
Honest. I stuffed the phone in my robe pocket and went in to start the coffee. When I sat down to enjoy my cup, I found a new message. She's 32, which is too damn young fer me. She's also Catholic, which means that should I accompany her, we'll need the fire department. You know me and holy ground. 
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Hello (((Q)))
 
How is everyone doing today? I am thinking I shouldn't have taken a nap because now my head hurts 
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Hey, BNJ...sorry about the headache...
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Thank you Q, it's almost gone now.
I am thinking a trip down to the festival is in order. My camera needs some new photographs..
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That sounds cool, BNJ...do they have crafts & food & stuff?
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{{blink, blink}}
Page 29? Where have I been?? 
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That sounds cool, BNJ...do they have crafts & food & stuff? Yes they have crafts, rides, games, food, and a live band. I am sitting here listening to the band now. |
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@ BNJ... So why are you here posting instead of checking out the band candy?
Well....because the band candy looks like rotted meat! 
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@ BNJ... So why are you here posting instead of checking out the band candy?
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@trollops, if we could get anything other than Comcast we would drop it in a heartbeat. I heard that Verizon started putting fiber optics here, but Comcast paid them off to stop it. My neighbor in the back has a satellite dish. I'd get one if I could afford it.
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[conveniently, BASTARD is already invented. Well, that describes the person who ate the food. We need a word for that feeling... I mean, is there anything that can make you angrier? I remember one time, I had put half of an Italian sub in the fridge. Typical of a large family, I wrote "DO NOT EAT, GIOIA's" on the sub. I thought about that damn submarine sandwich all day while I was at school, then work. When I got home, it was gone! I swear, if the culprit had fessed up, I would have brained him!!! One reason that I'm glad that I no longer have roommates. |
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@esme Look into "Myfi", it's 4G wireless internet that is also a 5 device hotspot.
I have the previous 3G model and it works great, provided you have decent cell service in the area. (Mine is on the Sprint network). |
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