conveniently, BASTARD is already invented.

Well, I do have blueberry yogurt, Stummp...like frooty puddin'...

@dub You just took the wind out of our invention sails!

Well, that describes the person who ate the food.

We need a word for that feeling...

I mean, is there anything that can make you angrier?

I remember one time, I had put half of an Italian sub in the fridge. Typical of a large family, I wrote "DO NOT EAT, GIOIA's" on the sub.

I thought about that damn submarine sandwich all day while I was at school, then work.

When I got home, it was gone!

I swear, if the culprit had fessed up, I would have brained him!!!

Foodus Interuptus is not cool!

I know!

I am finding myself getting all indignant and angry for you!

I guess you didn't have a black Sharpie Marker to designate it as yours.

Of course, if an item is wrapped in wax paper, or deli paper, you can scratch a threat in it with a steak knife.

I always felt that if I had added "or else!!!" to my Italian sub note, it would have been there waiting for me.

A skull and cross bones may also have been effective.

Of course, I also neglected to use the "tape strategy".

You know what I mean? It's where you tape the food up in masking, electrical, or duct tape

Hey...they asked for Cookies n Cream so I bought them 2qts of that. Plus, I used the camouflage tactic...under the Gorton's fish sticks...& the buggers STILL found it! But the weirdest thing...the empty carton isn't in the trash can...did they snarf that up, too?

I thought you were supposed to write a note on the food you didn't want anyone to eat that said,

Just to let you know I licked this all over before I put it in here. Please don't eat it as I'm sure I have strep throat.

Grandma used to just leave her dentures on it...











I keed! I keed!

Oh...the missing carton points to true deception and guilt!

Get out of that house!

You are living with evil...evil, I say.

What? Did they think you would forget you bought the icecream?

Any decent person would have employed the old "Is it okay if I eat some of this?" tactic

That way, they would have been forced to leave you at least half a carton.

I am actually getting the pop shivers

I am imagining some evil, bit flinging, SOB, holed up in their room, sitting on their bed, knees to chin, giggling while eating YOUR G*D D*MN ICECREAM!!!!

Dang, G! Like a troll squatting on a toadstool...noisily slurping the melted drippings...

I don't have that problem any more.. I sold mine into slavery and now I have the WHOLE HOUSE TO MESELF

OK, this one I really should remember

haha that would work too!

Heeey! What about that fake plastic vomit? I'd like to see 'em scrape a spoonful around THAT!

Flustrated - Flustered and Frustrated at the same time!!!








I'm gonna have dark chocolate 'suicide' cake. Drizzled with dark chocolate and whipped cream, topped with a cherry.

b-b-but, it's the perfect word.

feel free to concoct another equally or more perfect word.

Boy, I'll tell you what...G sure gets her dander up when discussing pilfered food!

Okay, I am going to give you all a little bit of family folklore here.

My daughter made up a bunch of small containers of fruit salad to bring to work. Her oldest son's friend, Kirby, ate them during a video game session.

From that day onward, in my family, if someone eats your food you have been "Kirbied"

Metu, I am sorry someone "Kirbied" your icecream

So, the refrigerator has issues with pilfoodery?