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| Topic: Who has some good jokes? | |
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Today's Quick Quip:
A dyslexic walks into a bra... |
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A man goes in for his annual checkup with his doctor.
Doctor: I need you to stop masturbating. Patient: Why? Doctor: Because I'm EXAMINING you! |
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A nude man walks into a psychiatrists office.
The psychiatrist says: I can see you're nuts. |
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The Oldest Joke I Know:
A Grasshopper walks into a bar. The Bartender says: Hey, we have a drink named after you! The Grasshopper says: You have a drink named Steve? |
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That joke reminds me of this one.
Why did the prostitute cut a slit in her armpit? So she could make a little money on the side. |
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Haha lol :)
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why are sheep farmers so tired?
because they have to count them |
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if you don't like someone, then walk a mile in there shoes. then it doesn't matter as you will be a mile away from them, and have their shoes.
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lol, like that one
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Edited by
zzzippy56
on
Thu 05/22/14 09:30 PM
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Where does a bee keep his stinger at night? .................in his honey..
 .. Why I otta....
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Two peanuts were walking in the park, one of them was assaulted. *drum roll*
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What do you see if you look in a moles hole?
MOLEASSES!!!! 
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Guy goes to doctors office for check up. Doctor: Sir... I need you to give me a stool and urine sample. Guy: Oh doc...i am pressed for time, can I just leave my underwear?
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lol
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My life. Hey, you didn't say it had to be a good joke.
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oops, yes you did.
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A man was ****ing a married woman, Her husband picks up his kids and comes home early that day. Hearing the sound of the people coming this man hides nude in the cupboard. The kids come and open the cupboard to take out cloths and seeing this man in cry out loudly for help.
The lady's husband comes running and finds out the nude man standing in the cupboard. He shouts " Bastard being nude u r scaring my kids" |
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how much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice. a girl asked me if that is a gun in my pocket or am i just happy to see her, i said both and shot her. what is the difference between men and women? that, i can't possibly conceive. |
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How can you tell who is the head nurse?
She'll be the one with the dirty knees. |
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