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Got one just now that said "I am a cougar and would like to prey between your legs.." lol so far this one is my favorite I've ever gotten! Might have to marry this fella!
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Got one just now that said "I am a cougar and would like to prey between your legs.." lol so far this one is my favorite I've ever gotten! Might have to marry this fella! Funny one..that's not a bad offer.. What time you open for meals jk.. @ dreamerana..lmao... |
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Got one just now that said "I am a cougar and would like to prey between your legs.." lol so far this one is my favorite I've ever gotten! Might have to marry this fella! lol, i'm a kitten and I feel the same 
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Will you move to my town? My kids need to stay there.
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"I'm in Edinburgh for a pole dancing contest and we can hang out together if you vote for me".
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I want to marry you and come to your country
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I want to add you for relationship
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Why did you break up with your stalker?
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This was while I was on a different site.
"Do you live at the jail?" It's because the only thing people know about my shite hole little town, is that we have C.C.N.O. by our town, not even in town. Corrections Center of Northwest Ohio or regional jail for our area. |
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I once told a guy that wouldn't stop messaging me that I did drugs. He said I sounded like his kind of woman and that we had similar interests. I said wow really ! U take enough horse tranquilizers to kill a small village too! He never responded back.
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I once told a woman that wouldn't stop messaging me that I do drugs. She said that she could get me an ounce of hash for eighty quid. Well, that's too expensive but a guy's got to do what he's got to do to get a date.
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I once told a woman that wouldn't stop messaging me that I do drugs. She said that she could get me an ounce of hash for eighty quid. Well, that's too expensive but a guy's got to do what he's got to do to get a date. |
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Was asked if I know how to cast spells.....that he wanted to be turned into a cigarette so he knew how it felt to be carried in a woman's purse....he was quite adamant about it!!Wouldn't take kind "brush off" as a sign of deterrent....
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My heart told me you've been looking for me, I'm sorry it took so long
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funny, hahaha? or funny strange?
I think its funny strange when the FIRST message is talking about marriage or sex or when they ask for an alternate method of communication right away, like personal email or phone number,,,, |
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Mine is, 'hi dear, just a bit of a private question, are you experienced with guys only or with girls too?'...i did not reply, though i'd like to say, none of the above, lol
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I'd like to say to a woman at some point, "Would you like fries with that shake?" start stalking your local mcdonalds
I think that would be totally cute 
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I got I like you
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I got:
'you skype we sex' 
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Lol gibbs
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