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Topic: Funny or strange first messages
ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 04/24/14 11:25 PM Edited by ridewytepony on Thu 04/24/14 11:35 PM
Just a reminder ...........Please do not post about e-mails sent to you from me earlier on this site. Regardless if I am still here or not. Only refer to e-mails off this site. Because I recognize them from this site Well I guess you woman could lie and keep talking about my emails I sent. Would woman do that though. nobody will ever know

yubel Joined Tue 07/02/13 Posts: 6	Thu 04/24/14 11:33 PM
i send out one saying hi xD cuz am crazy like that

shandie227 Joined Sun 12/22/13 Posts: 3	Thu 04/24/14 11:45 PM
Here are some firsts I find bizarre that I jst ignore.others will say.wanna see me naked?or send me ur naked pics.lyk seriously,why waste time signing up here,why not just use google to get billions of naked girls.And some will say.marry me iam rich I will buy you anything even the planet.and am lyk daaaahhh,why not helping his family and giving the rest to charity.some people are just sucks

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Fri 04/25/14 12:28 AM Edited by ridewytepony on Fri 04/25/14 12:54 AM
better not use moderator kisti's colors again or else kekekekek of with thy head for pony. Oh oh thats weed I smell ... Citizens arest citizens arest

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Fri 04/25/14 12:32 AM Edited by ridewytepony on Fri 04/25/14 12:34 AM
Here are some firsts I find bizarre that I jst ignore.others will say.wanna see me naked?or send me ur naked pics.lyk seriously,why waste time signing up here,why not just use google to get billions of naked girls.And some will say.marry me iam rich I will buy you anything even the planet.and am lyk daaaahhh,why not helping his family and giving the rest to charity.some people are just sucks oh so you admitting that happens on the site! Alright we got a code 11 here..perp is in direct violation of sec 9 under the penile code lock all systems down I repeat lock all systems down. we're going to detain and run this one in for remedial training Thank you your site Vigilant independent

punks03 Joined Mon 04/14/14 Posts: 119	Fri 04/25/14 12:42 AM
If i give u all things love,care, n everything... Thn will u b my love...lol

acholiwado Joined Sat 03/15/14 Posts: 17	Fri 04/25/14 12:43 AM
"I want to marry you". That one makes me laugh, every time I get a marriage proposal. I don't understand why african and pakistani's are that forward. I just lie, and pretend I've already found someone else. You want to marry me within the first e-mail? You can't be normal. You have forgotten to add Indians to that list.They are so forward as well.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Fri 04/25/14 12:48 AM
I think I better help out and make a mingletonian arrest While the moderators are sleeping and working..hey that's all the time then.

gibbs1602 Joined Wed 02/26/14 Posts: 5980	Fri 04/25/14 04:04 AM
one of the first was 'I'm bored what's your number' (under 30)

TawtStrat Joined Fri 11/16/12 Posts: 3581	Sat 04/26/14 06:30 AM
There was one on another site that had "being too skinny" on her profile as one of her turn offs. I messaged her and asked if she was a good cook. I still think that that was hilarious but I'm not sure that she got it and someone said to me that maybe she thought that I was trying to say that she was fat or something.

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Sat 04/26/14 08:54 AM
"are those your real teeth?"

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Sun 04/27/14 09:04 PM
"You seem simple. Want to marry u. U be my dream girl of all my dreams. Forever urs xoxoxo"

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Sun 04/27/14 09:11 PM
I have a strange sense that you will have the sexiest elbows I've ever seen.

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Sun 04/27/14 09:12 PM
I have a strange sense that you will have the sexiest elbows I've ever seen. lololololol

cococabeza Joined Fri 12/13/13 Posts: 590	Sun 04/27/14 09:20 PM
Oh my fave.. they're widows and can see themselves with me in their life to live together in love...and they're engineers most of the time.. why is it that they always choose to be "engineers"??!? Lmfao!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Sun 04/27/14 09:24 PM
If I were a LeGo......I would SO snap on to YOU!

2469nascar Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 5231	Sun 04/27/14 09:29 PM
i got one that said..oh i seen your post in the forums can you do that to me baby xxx

xXSlave4uXx Joined Tue 03/04/14 Posts: 308	Sun 04/27/14 09:34 PM
.. if I send you a plane ticket.. . would you be willing to meet with me... let me think..No..hmm. but you told me you would lol

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Sun 04/27/14 09:49 PM
She wrote you are a man I would like to meet and oh by the way would you consider buying a condo I have for sale in beautiful Belize!

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Mon 04/28/14 12:52 AM
I got one from a guy on the other side of the world that said, hey. We are exactly alike. I messaged him back and said, oh, you're an Aztec princess too? What part of Mexico are you from?