Topic: Funny or strange first messages
2469nascar's photo
Tue 04/22/14 04:45 PM



Weirdo...
I have 3 cars...and a summer home but it all means nothing without love. Would you talk with me?
Of course, I showed compassion... I said
" No" ....then,blocked
so msg you and tellng you i have 15 cars would not do it for you tee? What? There not all on blocks.you think i live in kentucky or something...lol


dude, you promised....:cry:
Iam sorry RCB its the only way i can get you to msg me.PS love it when you kick me i the butt.Is that like rednick fourplay?LOL

Mississippigal2003's photo
Tue 04/22/14 05:24 PM

I might have to try one that worked for Jazzy Jeff.
"Let's get some barbeque and get busy baby!"
haha I loved it

I had a guy message me and tell me I was pretty enough to burn

Cutiepieforyou's photo
Tue 04/22/14 05:36 PM
"Have you been close to being married?"

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Tue 04/22/14 05:49 PM
"Teech me 'bout luv" :laughing:
This guy was younger than my kids and from Nigeria!

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 04/22/14 05:51 PM

Just a reminder ...........Please do not post about e-mails sent to you from a member on this site. Regardless if they are still here or not. Only refer to e-mails off this site.


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TawtStrat's photo
Tue 04/22/14 05:57 PM
I had one once saying that if I dated her I could only have one unit of alcohol because it lowers testosterone.

Mississippigal2003's photo
Tue 04/22/14 06:01 PM
Sorry tawt. I won't send u messages like that again lmao

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Wed 04/23/14 12:57 AM
I'm not allowed to reveal email message content from other members. Something about violating the rules. huh

teebee79's photo
Wed 04/23/14 12:08 PM


Weirdo...
I have 3 cars...and a summer home but it all means nothing without love. Would you talk with me?
Of course, I showed compassion... I said
" No" ....then,blocked
so msg you and tellng you i have 15 cars would not do it for you tee? What? There not all on blocks.you think i live in kentucky or something...lol


15 cars on blocks no.... but 1 working car with 50,000 miles!!
I'm there!:thumbsup:

cha7385's photo
Thu 04/24/14 04:30 AM
"congratulations you just won $$$$.. so on and so forth"
i always receive this message.. how can i be a winner of something i didn't even joined or know about.

TawtStrat's photo
Thu 04/24/14 01:49 PM
Just had one from a guy in America. Says on his profile that he's looking for a woman. Says on my profile that I'm looking for a woman. Weird.

Mississippigal2003's photo
Thu 04/24/14 05:24 PM
I had one from a guy that told me I was sexy and he'd like to wear my panties. I read his profile...he wears thongs

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Thu 04/24/14 06:22 PM

I got. "I will like to make you my second wife..."

I've probably sent some pretty stupid first messages, but they are always inspired by what I've read in a profile.
:wink: laugh are you saying that you've read some stupid profiles? lolrofl rofl

michaelgodvdon's photo
Thu 04/24/14 06:38 PM
I got many that says“ nothing“ while in thier profile they wrote “ am looking for a man“. Thats weird you know.

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Thu 04/24/14 06:48 PM
Edited by realcarebear on Thu 04/24/14 06:55 PM


I got. "I will like to make you my second wife..."

I've probably sent some pretty stupid first messages, but they are always inspired by what I've read in a profile.
:wink: laugh are you saying that you've read some stupid profiles? lolrofl rofl


I'm just sayin...happy

ha no I just say a lot of boneheaded things...usually out of nervousness.

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Thu 04/24/14 06:58 PM
"Hello beautiful"!

Seriously? lol

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Thu 04/24/14 07:02 PM

"Hello beautiful"!

Seriously? lol


haha! Must be nice I just get "cute"!

Goofball73's photo
Thu 04/24/14 07:54 PM
My favorite will always be.....

"Hi. Do you have a cup of sugar I can borrow"?

I am still waiting to get my cup back.

Mississippigal2003's photo
Thu 04/24/14 08:51 PM
Hi. Can I ask where u live?

ridewytepony's photo
Thu 04/24/14 11:23 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Thu 04/24/14 11:36 PM


Just a reminder ...........Please do not post about e-mails sent to you from me earlier on this site. Regardless if I am still here or not. Only refer to e-mails off this site.

Because I recognize them from this site
Well I guess you woman could lie and keep talking about my emails I sent. Would woman do that though.:grumbl noe: