I envy how it's easier for women to get dates. Listen to them all complaining about men pestering them and stalkers. I would love to have my own stalker. I did have one once but then she found someone else to annoy.

Also, I envy how women actually enjoy housework. I can't be doing with it at all and this place is a bit of a shithole. The last time that I gave it a really good cleaning was just to impress a woman but these days I just try to impress them by telling them how I'm going to do it and asking them for advice about colour schemes and stuff.

Another thing is how they won't get kicked in the nuts when my dog jumps up and how their shite doesn't smell and how they can use period pains and mood swings as an excuse for anything. When I was a kid I had to be practically dying for my parents to let me take a day off from school but my sister just had to say, "ladies problems" and she could go out with her friends instead.

I didn't. Think men should envy us, they can never know what it's like to bring new life into this world, nor what it feels like to have new life growing and moving in you.
I gave birth in my own bed both times, natural childbirth.

ditto to this! I wish I could have experienced a "natural" childbirth. I had to have c-sections.

I've never had a C section... but I've had natural and I've had drug induced deliveries... and I can Swear on all that is holy, I like the drug induced state better!
Granted the baby is a little loopy... but they snap right out of that a few days later

the culture only expects them to be fit and hold a job that they are PAID for with money that THEY Decide how to spend,,,

I don't so much ENVY it really, as think its BS,,,,lol

once a month most women envy guys lol

Witnessing the various uses and mystical powers of breasts. They honestly just look like they’re a great deal of fun to have. I’d use them as shelves, stress balls, persuasion mechanisms, or whatever else felt right in the moment.

Then again. there are men with womb and vagina envy. I wish I had a vagina just once to see how it is to play with myself differently

I want a trouser snake today, yes I'm envious.

See... now this I don't envy

A CLEAR INDICATOR OF WHEN YOU'RE AROUSED

haha but it might be fun to swing it around and huff and puff for a few hours.

I call bullchat on that. The culture in our country up until maybe the last 20-30 years. Men were expected to be the providers for an entire family,household ect....Not just a portion. Even after a divorce hence the existence of things like alimony, and spousal support. I agree all people should be paid equal pay for equal labor male or female. However don't down play the role of what was actually expected of us as men. Most if not all "real men" Want to be providers,hunters, Bodyguards, lovers, fathers,ect.

There are only two things that stoke my penis envy ...It rages every time I take my car in for service unspoken

Well, yeah... the car thing does make me want to switch sexes for a day... I bought my car recently and I felt like there was a wolf around every corner

I had to ask my male frined to come with me to buy a car... even though my friend never said a word, the car dealer spoke directly to him!