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True story: I was peeing this morning (standing up) and I lost balance for a second from the stream. I'm alright though. Geez, What!!! That's an ordeal, I hope you have more control when peeing in the shower!!  Or that could be disastrous!
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There are only two things that stoke my penis envy  ...It rages every time I take my car in for service unspoken
Well, yeah... the car thing does make me want to switch sexes for a day... I bought my car recently and I felt like there was a wolf around every corner
I had to ask my male frined to come with me to buy a car... even though my friend never said a word, the car dealer spoke directly to him! 
That's when you say I guess I won't be buying my car here. Yeah, in hindsight... but dang it's a cute car  
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Edited by
KiK2me
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Wed 12/11/13 12:11 PM
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(((/))) giggitty... {shakin' me shillelagh} |
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There are only two things that stoke my penis envy ...It rages every time I take my car in for service unspoken
Well, yeah... the car thing does make me want to switch sexes for a day... I bought my car recently and I felt like there was a wolf around every corner
I had to ask my male frined to come with me to buy a car... even though my friend never said a word, the car dealer spoke directly to him!
That's when you say I guess I won't be buying my car here. Yeah, in hindsight... but dang it's a cute car
i just bought a car too! did all the negotiating via email so i just walked in signed papers and drove of. all within 10 minutes. so glad... i hate dealerships like i love penis envy. HA! |
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Edited by
ridewytepony
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Wed 12/11/13 01:20 PM
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I want a trouser snake today, yes I'm envious. See... now this I don't envy 
A CLEAR INDICATOR OF WHEN YOU'RE AROUSED 
haha but it might be fun to swing it around and huff and puff for a few hours. 
Thats funny, sounds like my last gf, she often talked about been a well endowed man,I guess it was kind of her fantasy or just drunk talk? It was always good for a laugh,how she would do all the woman. with. her big one. silly girl.
some times rigbt after sex I might do some naked jumping jacks for an on-cor, they like it and it gets me out of snuggling when
I'm to hot. or I put my junk between my legs and hold my knees together..that one weirds them out..they usually say "don't" or "stop it" but they can't stop staring. |
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There used to be a gal on here named 'VenusEnvy'.
Pretty much said it all :-) |
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Man guys, now I have to go pee.
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shake it once for me
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shake it once for me
 
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