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Topic: How can women resist me?
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Fri 11/29/13 03:23 PM
If I was a woman and some hunk came on to me I would give myself to him in a flash. But instead they cut their noses off to spite their face? Utter madness!

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Fri 11/29/13 03:24 PM
I haven't seen any hunks on mingle, sorry....

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Fri 11/29/13 03:34 PM
Edited by SparklingCrystal 💖💎 on Fri 11/29/13 03:34 PM

I haven't seen any hunks on mingle, sorry....

You're such a bi*ch laugh

I once knew this bloke who said a similar thing: "if I was a woman, I'd be playing with myself all day." noway
Men just don't get it: they expect women to do the cooking, cleaning, raise the kids and so on, but if they were female themselves, they'd do nothing of the sort, just play with themselves all day long and/or give themselves to hunks.
Lazy gits

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Fri 11/29/13 03:42 PM


I haven't seen any hunks on mingle, sorry....

You're such a bi*ch laugh

I once knew this bloke who said a similar thing: "if I was a woman, I'd be playing with myself all day." noway
Men just don't get it: they expect women to do the cooking, cleaning, raise the kids and so on, but if they were female themselves, they'd do nothing of the sort, just play with themselves all day long and/or give themselves to hunks.
Lazy gits


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Yeah, I've heard guys say if they had boobs they'd be playing with them all day and I'm like, oh really? Heck, I spend all day making sure mine stay in my bra, I don't have time for much else....

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Fri 11/29/13 03:43 PM
Edited by Leigh2154 on Fri 11/29/13 03:47 PM

If I was a woman and some hunk came on to me I would give myself to him in a flash. But instead they cut their noses off to spite their face? Utter madness!


Check your navel...It might be the lint....

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Fri 11/29/13 03:43 PM


If I was a woman and some hunk came on to me I would give myself to him in a flash. But instead they cut their noses off to spite their face? Utter madness!


Check you navel...It might be the lint....


laugh drinker

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Fri 11/29/13 03:47 PM



If I was a woman and some hunk came on to me I would give myself to him in a flash. But instead they cut their noses off to spite their face? Utter madness!


Check your navel...It might be the lint....


laugh drinker


Sugar for yousmooched

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Fri 11/29/13 03:47 PM

Yeah, I've heard guys say if they had boobs they'd be playing with them all day and I'm like, oh really? Heck, I spend all day making sure mine stay in my bra, I don't have time for much else....

hahaha, I was about to take a sip from my drink, almost spilled the whole lot over my brand new keyboard, thank you very much
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Please gimme ample warning before you post anything like that again spock

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Fri 11/29/13 03:48 PM
PS Dare I suggest you invest in a new bra?

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Fri 11/29/13 03:48 PM
Sorry Crystal....laugh flowerforyou

I'm not exaggerating though, I hate bras. If I had smaller boobs I'd never wear one. The idea of finding them a source of recreation instead of irritation is funny to me...silly men...

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Fri 11/29/13 03:56 PM

Sorry Crystal....laugh flowerforyou

I'm not exaggerating though, I hate bras. If I had smaller boobs I'd never wear one. The idea of finding them a source of recreation instead of irritation is funny to me...silly men...

I'm still on the floor laugh laugh
I don't like bras much either. But if my boobs were smaller, I'd still need one cos my nipples are so da***d sensitive. Otherwise everyone would think I was aroused 24/7, if you catch my drift. Been there before, one of these (extremely) embarrassing moments in life :angel:

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Fri 11/29/13 04:03 PM

PS Dare I suggest you invest in a new bra?


I bought a bunch of new bras. I think I just have weird boobs. The one I'm wearing now seems to be doing pretty well though.laugh

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Fri 11/29/13 04:07 PM


PS Dare I suggest you invest in a new bra?


I bought a bunch of new bras. I think I just have weird boobs. The one I'm wearing now seems to be doing pretty well though.laugh

Weird boobs?
Paint, you have me in stitches tonight :laughing:

I am not sure how we got from hunks and cut-off noses to boobs and bras, though.

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Fri 11/29/13 04:16 PM



PS Dare I suggest you invest in a new bra?


I bought a bunch of new bras. I think I just have weird boobs. The one I'm wearing now seems to be doing pretty well though.laugh

Weird boobs?
Paint, you have me in stitches tonight :laughing:

I am not sure how we got from hunks and cut-off noses to boobs and bras, though.


I think it's the Mingle Curse- come in talking about hunks and guys who want to play with their own boobs to talking about evil bras and the women who are forced to wear them. But that's what is so nice about the forums, you never know what's going to happen next.laugh

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Fri 11/29/13 04:37 PM
A hunk is a hunk of course of course....hmmm or was that a horse? I am getting old maybe that is the wrong quote but now that stupid rhyme is going to be stuck in my head.

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Fri 11/29/13 04:42 PM

A hunk is a hunk of course of course....hmmm or was that a horse? I am getting old maybe that is the wrong quote but now that stupid rhyme is going to be stuck in my head.


laugh You know why that's so funny Joyce?...Cause the one that's stuck in my head is, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, whose the fairest of them all?"....laugh

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Fri 11/29/13 05:04 PM

If I was a woman and some hunk came on to me I would give myself to him in a flash. But instead they cut their noses off to spite their face? Utter madness!

Awww Bucky, too many hunks, too little time.

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Fri 11/29/13 05:11 PM

If I was a woman and some hunk came on to me I would give myself to him in a flash. But instead they cut their noses off to spite their face? Utter madness!


don;t you mean "udder" madness?flowerforyou

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Fri 11/29/13 05:20 PM


If I was a woman and some hunk came on to me I would give myself to him in a flash. But instead they cut their noses off to spite their face? Utter madness!


don;t you mean "udder" madness?flowerforyou


lol now that is utterly funny ^5Sweet

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Fri 11/29/13 05:22 PM
You're having a laugh? Is that your hair or a designer crash helmet? Now I know what Robbie Coltrane would look like if he was he was thin! laugh laugh laugh

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