Topic: How can women resist me?
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Fri 11/29/13 05:29 PM

You're having a laugh? Is that your hair or a designer crash helmet? Now I know what Robbie Coltrane would look like if he was he was thin! laugh laugh laugh


it's a pilgim hat you kilted bad boy youlaugh grumble

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Fri 11/29/13 05:31 PM


A hunk is a hunk of course of course....hmmm or was that a horse? I am getting old maybe that is the wrong quote but now that stupid rhyme is going to be stuck in my head.


laugh You know why that's so funny Joyce?...Cause the one that's stuck in my head is, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, whose the fairest of them all?"....laugh

Now I'm stuck with De La Soul's "Me Myself and I" grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Fri 11/29/13 05:41 PM
why should some women jsut throw herself at the OP - I mean he's cute but so what?

that's kinda what I say when I see the really cute ones....is OK show me sumthin'spock

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Fri 11/29/13 05:47 PM

why should some women jsut throw herself at the OP - I mean he's cute but so what?

that's kinda what I say when I see the really cute ones....is OK show me sumthin'spock

Yeah, wholeheartedly agree! (show you what exactly? I'm just agreeing for the sake of agreeing, so fill me in on the details please, haha)

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Fri 11/29/13 05:54 PM


why should some women jsut throw herself at the OP - I mean he's cute but so what?

that's kinda what I say when I see the really cute ones....is OK show me sumthin'spock

Yeah, wholeheartedly agree! (show you what exactly? I'm just agreeing for the sake of agreeing, so fill me in on the details please, haha)


well as the old song says....try a little tenderness

and a bit of intelligent humor is also wonderful :)


don;t u think?

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Fri 11/29/13 06:57 PM



why should some women jsut throw herself at the OP - I mean he's cute but so what?

that's kinda what I say when I see the really cute ones....is OK show me sumthin'spock

Yeah, wholeheartedly agree! (show you what exactly? I'm just agreeing for the sake of agreeing, so fill me in on the details please, haha)


well as the old song says....try a little tenderness

and a bit of intelligent humor is also wonderful :)


don;t u think?


yes I agree but not to intelligent,
you just lose 95 % of them.
and there's your opening......

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Fri 11/29/13 07:24 PM




why should some women jsut throw herself at the OP - I mean he's cute but so what?

that's kinda what I say when I see the really cute ones....is OK show me sumthin'spock

Yeah, wholeheartedly agree! (show you what exactly? I'm just agreeing for the sake of agreeing, so fill me in on the details please, haha)


well as the old song says....try a little tenderness

and a bit of intelligent humor is also wonderful :)


don;t u think?


yes I agree but not to intelligent,
you just lose 95 % of them.
and there's your opening......



I'm good with the 5% that;s left...I can only handle 2 or 3 at a time anyway pony :)drool

and that;s only when I be sober...lol

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Fri 11/29/13 07:35 PM

If I was a woman and some hunk came on to me I would give myself to him in a flash. But instead they cut their noses off to spite their face? Utter madness!


You see what's happening red?
they think of you as the little brother or
like a gay friend that they can openly talk about
bras and panties,wardrobe malfunction and nippllitous around you, like your the old soft shoe,next you get to hear about all their pains and
shopping. You may want to do some revaluation here.
what kind of age group you seeking out?

What kind of lines my you use when writings them?
Lets do some roll playing here and pretend
for arguments sake,that I'm the woman of your
fancy.
maybe your way over thinking it? Its not that
hard and I'm a heck of a lot older than you.
So what do you have? lets get this out because
you keep asking but I think we as a group
could help best if we heard the 'typical' Red
game in Action. I'm sure the girls can get in on
the role playing and tell you when you blew it,
If in fact you do. Lets play ball:smile:




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Fri 11/29/13 07:48 PM
k, now my turn to be compleeeeeetly confused....

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Fri 11/29/13 08:01 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Fri 11/29/13 08:02 PM

k, now my turn to be compleeeeeetly confused....


I'm just saying I think we would all be interested
In what he is saying to woman when he writes them
and maybe you woman could help him out since there is a ton of experience in the room.

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Fri 11/29/13 08:05 PM


k, now my turn to be compleeeeeetly confused....


I'm just saying I think we would all be interested
In what he is saying to woman when he writes them
and maybe you woman could help him out since there is a ton of experience in the room.



eh, meh

either he has got it or he don;t

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Fri 11/29/13 08:30 PM



k, now my turn to be compleeeeeetly confused....


I'm just saying I think we would all be interested
In what he is saying to woman when he writes them
and maybe you woman could help him out since there is a ton of experience in the room.



eh, meh

either he has got it or he don;t


I was just thinking that on the way to Timmy Ho's
ya never know for sure with this guy,he could
have a harem of finger puppets?:laughing:

ridewytepony's photo
Fri 11/29/13 08:43 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Fri 11/29/13 08:47 PM



k, now my turn to be compleeeeeetly confused....


I'm just saying I think we would all be interested
In what he is saying to woman when he writes them
and maybe you woman could help him out since there is a ton of experience in the room.



eh, meh

either he has got it or he don;t


so you think your a natural or your not?
IDN about that, it seems that there has been a
lot of men on here that just haven't got any
experience,as a clue, what to say (not saying thats Reds case) I have a feeling that its about as nerve racking to confront on the Internet as it is in
person. there's goofing around and there's going
after a person you want. Its apple's and oranges
Practice & improvements never stops. Even the most
seasoned vets can get rusty

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 11/29/13 08:55 PM

If I was a woman and some hunk came on to me I would give myself to him in a flash. But instead they cut their noses off to spite their face? Utter madness!


rofl

This guy deserves some kind of award for humor.

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Sat 11/30/13 04:19 AM




k, now my turn to be compleeeeeetly confused....


I'm just saying I think we would all be interested
In what he is saying to woman when he writes them
and maybe you woman could help him out since there is a ton of experience in the room.



eh, meh

either he has got it or he don;t


so you think your a natural or your not?
IDN about that, it seems that there has been a
lot of men on here that just haven't got any
experience,as a clue, what to say (not saying thats Reds case) I have a feeling that its about as nerve racking to confront on the Internet as it is in
person. there's goofing around and there's going
after a person you want. Its apple's and oranges
Practice & improvements never stops. Even the most
seasoned vets can get rusty


Speak for yourself you sod busterlaugh ..Rusty, pfffttt....whoa

PS: Sweet is a naturalsmitten

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Sat 11/30/13 04:32 AM


If I was a woman and some hunk came on to me I would give myself to him in a flash. But instead they cut their noses off to spite their face? Utter madness!


rofl

This guy deserves some kind of award for humor.

He's definitely gifted: post one sentence and have ppl waffle on for two pages, prolly at least one more, before the effects wear off.
There's things you can do with that, on stage or in marketing etc

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Sat 11/30/13 05:37 AM
Got it or don't......Frankly I don't believe it.

TawtStrat's photo
Sat 11/30/13 05:38 AM
If I was a woman I would spend all day talking about bras and about how sensitive my nipples are.

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Sat 11/30/13 05:43 AM

If I was a woman I would spend all day talking about bras and about how sensitive my nipples are.


Trust me, we do....:wink: Worst invention in history, a jock strap for booty lusciousnessgrumble

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Sat 11/30/13 06:04 AM
Red, you look like Rosemary West, the British serial killer, without the glasses though! Hunk my farter! Dream on though? laugh laugh laugh