Any body ????

You may wanna get in touch with Baklava. He asked the same question earlier on today.
http://mingle2.com/topic/374121

Impressing women is a useless endeavor try being sincere and share your interests,and passions for a start...

Smile in your pictures and as you write. It might feel forced at first but it will help the tone of what you say and your responses.

Say/ask nothing you would not say in person and with a respected friend or family member listening.

Read and or listen to what she communicates to you. If she asks a question actually answer it even if it is a modest "I don't know can I think about your question for a while."

Expect basic questions and have some short upbeat answers. Younger people may be less inclined to have established their lifestyle or know their desires but you should have a general idea of who you are and what you like.

Many questions are just to get a conversation started you don't have to tell your life history. Examples where are you from? I live in ____most of my life but now I am _____. Where do you work? I work in a ____ but I would like to someday work as a ________ because I like ______about that kind of job. Do you like music? Yes I have _____ and ____DVD and _____is my favorite radio station. The trick is to answer questions and give just a little info to help the person continue talking to you.

Don't push immediately to go to the next level. If someone is responding to your email or forum content be friendly but not too aggressive. If you hope to continue contact tell them you enjoy the contact and when you will be on line again.

Keep notes of who you talk to so you can follow up on conversations and keep them straight. You will meet lots of people on line take your time and enjoy the journey as much as the destination.

Focus on local. While it is all well and good to talk to someone long distance the reality is your chances with someone in your same general local is who you are going to connect with. Read about current events and be prepared to meet in a safe non threatening venue locally. Initial dates should be modest and just enough to create a nice first impression weather it is to chat on line about the outcome of a local sporting event or a quick snack at a local market.

Untie her bonds and pull her from the train tracks less than one second before the onrushing train roars by. She will be slightly impressed.

If you really want to impress her, jump in front of the train and stop it with your bare hands then walk calmly over to her and say, "Can I offer any assistance?"

If you REALLY REALLY want to impress her, be polite and courteous in all things.

Parachute in through her window, have a session and turn her g-spot into an alphabet. Machine gun my tel no. into her wall then f**k off and shag her sister!! Ha ha, i'm only joking girls!

Hell, I'm already impressed and this has nothing to do with me....

That's true. Impressing women is a useless endeavor.

That's true. Impressing women is a useless endeavor.

You uploaded you pic at last.

You uploaded you pic at last.

Thats be nice n cool. .

Walks into room. Looks around. Licks own eyebrows. Walks out.

Follows Beachfarmer....

Hey, I couldn't find the door...

Come to my window.

***lurks at Beachfarmer's window***

Thats ****.