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Topic: Why's it so difficult to get some poontang on here?
lawgiver Joined Fri 09/13/13 Posts: 140	Wed 10/02/13 03:54 PM
I've been on here for about three weeks now and I still can't get a woman. I mean what are you women trying to prove?

sybariticguy Joined Thu 09/27/12 Posts: 1639	Wed 10/02/13 04:12 PM
I've been on here for about three weeks now and I still can't get a woman. I mean what are you women trying to prove? They are simply proving that you arre totally inappropriate and gladly ignore your adolescent whinings.

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Wed 10/02/13 04:14 PM
well three weeks and your expecting what? come out from behind the mask

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Wed 10/02/13 04:21 PM
LOL@poontang seriously would you commit to having sex with a woman with a masked face?

jerseygirlSINGLE Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 3598	Wed 10/02/13 04:26 PM
well maybe most of us are not looking for a Wham bam thank you mam I have more respect for myself than that

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Wed 10/02/13 09:34 PM
guess you should have opted for the 'phantom of the opera' mask instead of the one you have chosen. seems women cannot resist that dude.

misswright Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 1893	Wed 10/02/13 11:39 PM
I've been on here for about three weeks now and I still can't get a woman. I mean what are you women trying to prove? Looks to me like you've been given proof that your sex life is completely dependent on us women, and secondly that you're using the wrong kind of bait. May I suggest in your particular case to try money. Lots and lots ...and lots and lots and lots of money. Good luck on your poontang search.

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Thu 10/03/13 12:39 AM
I've been on here for about three weeks now and I still can't get a woman. I mean what are you women trying to prove? Looks to me like you've been given proof that your sex life is completely dependent on us women, and secondly that you're using the wrong kind of bait. May I suggest in your particular case to try money. Lots and lots ...and lots and lots and lots of money. Good luck on your poontang search. If he goes for a crack whore I'm sure he won't have to spend that much. Until it comes time for the medical bills. lol

izzyphoto1977 Joined Thu 06/06/13 Posts: 5016	Thu 10/03/13 12:41 AM
guess you should have opted for the 'phantom of the opera' mask instead of the one you have chosen. seems women cannot resist that dude. I think maybe some cute and cuddly would would work. Maybe a picture of Barney. What woman wouldn't want to jump on that purple dinosaur? lol

afriQueen22 Joined Tue 10/25/11 Posts: 527	Thu 10/03/13 12:53 AM Edited by afriQueen22 on Thu 10/03/13 12:54 AM
There's a couple of possibilities here: Maybe it's 'cause you call it poontang. Maybe it's the Jason mask, he was hideously deformed beneathe it and even that wouldn't have mattered if he'd had a great personality. Which brings me to my last point, your personality. It sucks more than a R20 hooker.

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Thu 10/03/13 03:01 AM
I've been on here for about three weeks now and I still can't get a woman. I mean what are you women trying to prove? well this is MINGLES,not Craigslist!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Thu 10/03/13 08:36 AM
Hehehe...ya got style Law! I'll give you that! I will say....a lot of new comers actually feel that way. (I am pretty sure you are just kicking the coals to watch the sparks fly) It kills me when a lot of these screwheads have been here a day...or a week or a month...and are booty hurt cause folks ain't lining up to Sex em up. Let em try walking into any crowded public place and pull that crap...."well...I'm here! Why the hell ain't nobody throwing themselves on me yet?" I swear...the totally unrealistic expectations that a lot of people have is absolutely mind blowing!

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33339	Thu 10/03/13 08:50 AM
If nothing else, I'm learning new words here. Not sure if they'll do me any good, but still

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Thu 10/03/13 10:39 AM
I've been on here for about three weeks now and I still can't get a woman. I mean what are you women trying to prove? They are simply proving that you arre totally inappropriate and gladly ignore your adolescent whinings. ^^^ That.

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Thu 10/03/13 10:52 AM
I've been on here for about three weeks now and I still can't get a woman. I mean what are you women trying to prove? using the word "poontang" is your first mistake.you should've said "why can't i get a woman to go to Pound Town With me?"

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Thu 10/03/13 11:06 AM
If nothing else, I'm learning new words here. Not sure if they'll do me any good, but still If you're talking about the word poontang. The answer would be no.

lonelyman3036 Joined Mon 08/05/13 Posts: 1590	Thu 10/03/13 11:12 AM
I've been on here for about three weeks now and I still can't get a woman. I mean what are you women trying to prove? There ya go. Lol

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Thu 10/03/13 11:45 AM
It doesn't matter if its 3 weeks, 3 months or 3 years? You'll still be sat behind your computer and pulling yer plonker, ya Clown!!

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33339	Thu 10/03/13 11:58 AM
It doesn't matter if its 3 weeks, 3 months or 3 years? You'll still be sat behind your computer and pulling yer plonker, ya Clown!! Pulling yer plonker? Seriously? I mean, really?????? Pulling your plonker? I'm gonna write a new dictionary,

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Thu 10/03/13 12:02 PM
Hows things Crystal? Aye, thats a good wee Scottish saying. Well I had to keep it clean, eh?