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Topic: Why's it so difficult to get some poontang on here?
SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33269	Thu 10/03/13 12:04 PM
Hows things Crystal? Aye, thats a good wee Scottish saying. Well I had to keep it clean, eh? Hey Larsson :) I'm still laughing, haha. I thought I heard 'em all, but guess not,

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Thu 10/03/13 12:23 PM
It`s Pennywise the killer clown. The women should be glad he`s saying stupid things like Poontang, instead of trying to lure the poor kids of some miniscule Maine(Deiry) town down into the sewer system where he can eat them. Had to go with Stephen King`s story...lol

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33269	Thu 10/03/13 12:28 PM
It`s Pennywise the killer clown. The women should be glad he`s saying stupid things like Poontang, instead of trying to lure the poor kids of some miniscule Maine(Deiry) town down into the sewer system where he can eat them. Had to go with Stephen King`s story...lol Not to worry, John-Boy Walton will sort Pennywise out

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Thu 10/03/13 12:35 PM Edited by Torgo70 on Thu 10/03/13 12:43 PM
It`s Pennywise the killer clown. The women should be glad he`s saying stupid things like Poontang, instead of trying to lure the poor kids of some miniscule Maine(Deiry) town down into the sewer system where he can eat them. Had to go with Stephen King`s story...lol Not to worry, John-Boy Walton will sort Pennywise out Hopefully he'll do something about that horribly cheesy looking spider too.

GLG2009 Joined Wed 01/07/09 Posts: 7238	Thu 10/03/13 12:44 PM
Why's it so difficult to get some poontang on here? HERES SOME! Oh....my bad, you said pooNtang.

loveinuniverse Joined Fri 09/27/13 Posts: 15	Thu 10/03/13 06:49 PM
I'm laughing hard at this whole thread!

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Thu 10/03/13 07:30 PM
Is poontang even in the dictionary? I'm looking it up.

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Thu 10/03/13 07:44 PM Edited by Candiapples on Thu 10/03/13 07:50 PM
This is what I came up with What does wang dang sweet poontang mean? The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander A combination of both the aroma and taste of a womens genitals. Logically this sensation can range from pleasurable to a fate worse than death - depending on bathing habits, diet, rectum bleaching etc. etc.

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Thu 10/03/13 07:54 PM
I agree with the attitude But not the reality "Center of the universe" pfffffft !

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Thu 10/03/13 08:39 PM


Journeyman236 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 2786	Thu 10/03/13 08:48 PM
Just got out of work & this is the first thread I see in recent posts.. funny schidt folks! I think I'll go get another beer

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Thu 10/03/13 11:25 PM
If nothing else, I'm learning new words here. Not sure if they'll do me any good, but still

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Thu 10/03/13 11:35 PM
I've been on here for about three weeks now and I still can't get a woman. I mean what are you women trying to prove? using the word "poontang" is your first mistake.you should've said "why can't i get a woman to go to Pound Town With me?"

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Thu 10/03/13 11:40 PM
There's a couple of possibilities here: Maybe it's 'cause you call it poontang. Maybe it's the Jason mask, he was hideously deformed beneathe it and even that wouldn't have mattered if he'd had a great personality. Which brings me to my last point, your personality. It sucks more than a R20 hooker. And R20 is less than a 1$!!! Lol

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Thu 10/03/13 11:47 PM
I agree with the attitude But not the reality "Center of the universe" pfffffft ! And you dare to disagree??

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Fri 10/04/13 01:09 AM
This is what I came up with What does wang dang sweet poontang mean? The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander A combination of both the aroma and taste of a womens genitals. Logically this sensation can range from pleasurable to a fate worse than death - depending on bathing habits, diet, rectum bleaching etc. etc. That's right its like a *****, its warm,cuddly fury and a _ _ _ _? is what owns it. what does she call the little piece of skin around the vulva,? Candiapples {{{Hi Canada apples,hows it going}}}is that rectum leaching! that does not sound good.

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Fri 10/04/13 01:55 PM
ROFL I knew I shoulda ran fast and far away when I read this thread. stupid me

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Fri 10/04/13 06:44 PM
ROFL I knew I shoulda ran fast and far away when I read this thread. stupid me Lol your such a cutie...

Candiapples Joined Thu 07/18/13 Posts: 1941	Sat 10/05/13 07:40 PM
ROFL I knew I shoulda ran fast and far away when I read this thread. stupid me Lol your such a cutie...

mg1959 Joined Thu 04/05/07 Posts: 7872	Sat 10/05/13 07:54 PM
Hi guys Good to see you all! You know I had one of them once but one night we took it out and the darn engine blew and we had to row it back in to shore.