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Topic: How to break your foot in 3 simple steps
misswright Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 1893	Thu 08/29/13 04:48 AM
1. Put on high heels to go out drinking 2. Go out drinking 3. Take 3 simple steps in high heels when done drinking And there ya go! Brought to you by BiggestKlutzEVER.DUH

pkh Joined Sat 05/26/07 Posts: 14961	Thu 08/29/13 05:44 AM
Ouch

homeport101 Joined Fri 06/21/13 Posts: 9	Thu 08/29/13 11:33 AM
That was very good ladies, LOL Now watch, you will see it on a stand up routine soon.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Thu 08/29/13 03:25 PM
Pffttttt.... I could do it in one step: Put on heels

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76433	Thu 08/29/13 03:32 PM
Ouch girl ....hope ya heal quickly...

misswright Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 1893	Thu 08/29/13 04:30 PM
Pffttttt.... I could do it in one step: Put on heels Yup, I'm thinking that was the error of my ways. Nope, wasn't the shots of Goldschlager that caused me to be the little dude on the right below...it was the heels...that's my story and I'm sticking to it! 1 shot, 2 shots, 3 shots more, girl in heels done hit the floor!

misswright Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 1893	Thu 08/29/13 04:33 PM
Ouch girl ....hope ya heal quickly... Thanks TxsGal

misswright Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 1893	Fri 08/30/13 04:21 AM
Funny update... My man was giving me crap last night for having to take the dog for a walk when he got home from work since my foot is broke. I can do it but it hurts and takes me forever so I asked him to instead. This is the conversation: Him: Why do I have to take him out? You're the one that got drunk and broke your foot? Me: Yes, honey. I know and you're right. However I got drunk 'cause you pissed me off so it's kinda sorta your fault too. My foot's killing me and I can't walk very fast. It will take you three minutes. It will take me 20 and I'll be suffering when we return. Please honey. Him: Fine. But you really need to quit drinking! Me: Or I could just quit wearing high heels! Him: But baby, you look good in high heels! Me: But baby, you look good when I'm drinking! I had to walk the dog...

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 08/30/13 04:32 AM
I'm laughing cuz of your klutziness and crying cuz of the way your man treated you.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Fri 08/30/13 06:54 AM
When you can still find something funny in a bad situation....life is good

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Fri 08/30/13 08:08 AM
Funny update... My man was giving me crap last night for having to take the dog for a walk when he got home from work since my foot is broke. I can do it but it hurts and takes me forever so I asked him to instead. This is the conversation: Him: Why do I have to take him out? You're the one that got drunk and broke your foot? Me: Yes, honey. I know and you're right. However I got drunk 'cause you pissed me off so it's kinda sorta your fault too. My foot's killing me and I can't walk very fast. It will take you three minutes. It will take me 20 and I'll be suffering when we return. Please honey. Him: Fine. But you really need to quit drinking! Me: Or I could just quit wearing high heels! Him: But baby, you look good in high heels! Me: But baby, you look good when I'm drinking! I had to walk the dog... Heal that foot so you can kick his azz for making you walk the dog! Glad yer back Missy!

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Fri 08/30/13 08:20 AM
Funny update... My man was giving me crap last night for having to take the dog for a walk when he got home from work since my foot is broke. I can do it but it hurts and takes me forever so I asked him to instead. This is the conversation: Him: Why do I have to take him out? You're the one that got drunk and broke your foot? Me: Yes, honey. I know and you're right. However I got drunk 'cause you pissed me off so it's kinda sorta your fault too. My foot's killing me and I can't walk very fast. It will take you three minutes. It will take me 20 and I'll be suffering when we return. Please honey. Him: Fine. But you really need to quit drinking! Me: Or I could just quit wearing high heels! Him: But baby, you look good in high heels! Me: But baby, you look good when I'm drinking! I had to walk the dog... Now,Ms klutz,that would be a must watch-from shots 2 walking the dog!!! Hope foot is much better though.... Si,agree too-dear foot,heal faster so you'd kick his boot!!

misswright Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 1893	Sun 09/01/13 12:53 AM
When you can still find something funny in a bad situation....life is good It's either find humor in it or sit here and cry. I swing back and forth like a pendulum on crack these days.

misswright Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 1893	Sun 09/01/13 12:57 AM
Funny update... My man was giving me crap last night for having to take the dog for a walk when he got home from work since my foot is broke. I can do it but it hurts and takes me forever so I asked him to instead. This is the conversation: Him: Why do I have to take him out? You're the one that got drunk and broke your foot? Me: Yes, honey. I know and you're right. However I got drunk 'cause you pissed me off so it's kinda sorta your fault too. My foot's killing me and I can't walk very fast. It will take you three minutes. It will take me 20 and I'll be suffering when we return. Please honey. Him: Fine. But you really need to quit drinking! Me: Or I could just quit wearing high heels! Him: But baby, you look good in high heels! Me: But baby, you look good when I'm drinking! I had to walk the dog... Heal that foot so you can kick his azz for making you walk the dog! Glad yer back Missy! I kicked him already with the good foot! You know me...I have less patience than I have grace, and well, we know how much of that I have! Nice to be back. And to see lots of old friends still here. How are things up in the far north, eh?