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| Topic: How to break your foot in 3 simple steps | |
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1. Put on high heels to go out drinking
2. Go out drinking 3. Take 3 simple steps in high heels when done drinking And there ya go! Brought to you by BiggestKlutzEVER.DUH     
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Ouch
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That was very good ladies, LOL
Now watch, you will see it on a stand up routine soon. |
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Pffttttt.... I could do it in one step: Put on heels
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Ouch girl ....hope ya heal quickly...
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Pffttttt.... I could do it in one step: Put on heels  Yup, I'm thinking that was the error of my ways. Nope, wasn't the shots of Goldschlager that caused me to be the little dude on the right below...it was the heels...that's my story and I'm sticking to it! 1 shot, 2 shots, 3 shots more, girl in heels done hit the floor! 
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Ouch girl ....hope ya heal quickly... Thanks TxsGal  |
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Funny update...
My man was giving me crap last night for having to take the dog for a walk when he got home from work since my foot is broke. I can do it but it hurts and takes me forever so I asked him to instead. This is the conversation: Him: Why do I have to take him out? You're the one that got drunk and broke your foot?  Me: Yes, honey. I know and you're right. However I got drunk 'cause you pissed me off so it's kinda sorta your fault too. My foot's killing me and I can't walk very fast. It will take you three minutes. It will take me 20 and I'll be suffering when we return. Please honey.  Him: Fine. But you really need to quit drinking!  Me: Or I could just quit wearing high heels!  Him: But baby, you look good in high heels!  Me: But baby, you look good when I'm drinking!  I had to walk the dog...
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 I'm laughing cuz of your klutziness and crying cuz of the way your man treated you. |
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When you can still find something funny in a bad situation....life is good
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Funny update... My man was giving me crap last night for having to take the dog for a walk when he got home from work since my foot is broke. I can do it but it hurts and takes me forever so I asked him to instead. This is the conversation: Him: Why do I have to take him out? You're the one that got drunk and broke your foot? Me: Yes, honey. I know and you're right. However I got drunk 'cause you pissed me off so it's kinda sorta your fault too. My foot's killing me and I can't walk very fast. It will take you three minutes. It will take me 20 and I'll be suffering when we return. Please honey. Him: Fine. But you really need to quit drinking! Me: Or I could just quit wearing high heels! Him: But baby, you look good in high heels! Me: But baby, you look good when I'm drinking! I had to walk the dog...  Heal that foot so you can kick his azz for making you walk the dog! Glad yer back Missy!
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Funny update... My man was giving me crap last night for having to take the dog for a walk when he got home from work since my foot is broke. I can do it but it hurts and takes me forever so I asked him to instead. This is the conversation: Him: Why do I have to take him out? You're the one that got drunk and broke your foot? Me: Yes, honey. I know and you're right. However I got drunk 'cause you pissed me off so it's kinda sorta your fault too. My foot's killing me and I can't walk very fast. It will take you three minutes. It will take me 20 and I'll be suffering when we return. Please honey. Him: Fine. But you really need to quit drinking! Me: Or I could just quit wearing high heels! Him: But baby, you look good in high heels! Me: But baby, you look good when I'm drinking! I had to walk the dog... Now,Ms klutz,that would be a must watch-from shots 2 walking the dog!!! Hope foot is much better though.... Si,agree too-dear foot,heal faster so you'd kick his boot!! |
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When you can still find something funny in a bad situation....life is good It's either find humor in it or sit here and cry. I swing back and forth like a pendulum on crack these days.
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Funny update... My man was giving me crap last night for having to take the dog for a walk when he got home from work since my foot is broke. I can do it but it hurts and takes me forever so I asked him to instead. This is the conversation: Him: Why do I have to take him out? You're the one that got drunk and broke your foot? Me: Yes, honey. I know and you're right. However I got drunk 'cause you pissed me off so it's kinda sorta your fault too. My foot's killing me and I can't walk very fast. It will take you three minutes. It will take me 20 and I'll be suffering when we return. Please honey. Him: Fine. But you really need to quit drinking! Me: Or I could just quit wearing high heels! Him: But baby, you look good in high heels! Me: But baby, you look good when I'm drinking! I had to walk the dog... Heal that foot so you can kick his azz for making you walk the dog! Glad yer back Missy! I kicked him already with the good foot! You know me...I have less patience than I have grace, and well, we know how much of that I have! Nice to be back. And to see lots of old friends still here. How are things up in the far north, eh? 
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