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Topic: worst pick up lines
donnashay Joined Sun 06/09/13 Posts: 146	Sun 06/09/13 12:12 PM
Wht's been used on u let a girl no... u should be in jail cause u jst stole my heart chat with me baby...

pkh Joined Sat 05/26/07 Posts: 14961	Sun 06/09/13 12:30 PM
Wht's been used on u let a girl no... u should be in jail cause u jst stole my heart chat with me baby... welcome good post I'm just to old to remember

donnashay Joined Sun 06/09/13 Posts: 146	Sun 06/09/13 12:40 PM
Wht's been used on u let a girl no... u should be in jail cause u jst stole my heart chat with me baby... welcome good post I'm just to old to remember lol it's the worst pick up line lol

goldenhinde Joined Wed 12/12/12 Posts: 631	Sun 06/09/13 12:41 PM
FYI Gentlemen, please do not practice on the cashier. You will creep her out.

Suzanne20 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9261	Sun 06/09/13 02:06 PM
"Did it hurt?"...."what?"..."when you fell from heaven."

krak888 Joined Sun 06/09/13 Posts: 1	Sun 06/09/13 03:19 PM
it would hurt if you fell from any height sussanne 20

snowscharming Joined Sat 06/08/13 Posts: 9	Sun 06/09/13 09:31 PM
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice

KiK2me Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 8732	Sun 06/09/13 09:34 PM Edited by KiK2me on Sun 06/09/13 09:40 PM
Hey Baby ! Wanna share an after sex stogey ? Your bed or mine ... {Giggity} AHHHH RIIIGHT !

Mortica7 Joined Sun 02/10/13 Posts: 120	Sun 06/09/13 10:08 PM
Is your dad an astronaut, because I can see stars in your eyes Why aren't you in jail, because it should be illegal to look that good. I've lost my phone number, can I have yours

NerdyChick18 Joined Sun 06/09/13 Posts: 2	Mon 06/10/13 06:50 AM
Is your dad an astronaut, because I can see stars in your eyes Why aren't you in jail, because it should be illegal to look that good. I've lost my phone number, can I have yours I have actually had someone use the last one on me. He looked so as when I laughed at him the I have him my number. He was a little geeky boy. And here one to keep the bad pick up lines going. "Do you drive a Prius? Because up until now we've been pre-us."

88Jessica88 Joined Mon 05/27/13 Posts: 49	Mon 06/10/13 09:10 PM
Do you have a map? cuz I'm getting lost in your eyes

Jez Joined Wed 03/16/11 Posts: 179	Tue 06/11/13 04:00 AM
Are you the Titanic and I'm the captain? Because I want to go down on you. Are you handing out samples of endangered mahogany? Because the way you're giving me wood should be against the law. Do you like frivolously spending bundles of cash? Because I want you to blow my wad. And so on.

TJSingle16 Joined Tue 06/11/13 Posts: 7	Tue 06/11/13 06:52 PM
Ohhh baby can you see alright, Cause I can see stars when I look in your eyes. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. I know I must be dying cause there's an angel right in front of me. And any line that starts with, "Let me see your hand, I can tell the future". Haha

Narlycarnk Joined Fri 10/28/16 Posts: 814	Sat 08/25/18 03:46 PM
Can I break my heart over you like a Jimi Hendrix guitar-smashing song?

Duttoneer Joined Sun 07/01/12 Posts: 4976	Sun 08/26/18 12:58 AM
Was you dad a welder, cos you got acetylene legs.

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Mon 08/27/18 07:42 AM
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus fine

jack55 Joined Mon 08/27/18 Posts: 2	Mon 08/27/18 03:16 PM
you have lovely hair,,it would look great on my pillow

jack55 Joined Mon 08/27/18 Posts: 2	Mon 08/27/18 03:18 PM
i have a 5 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears lol

Cleverchatter Joined Mon 09/10/18 Posts: 11	Thu 09/13/18 02:26 PM
Let's play McDonald's, you can be my happy meal.

Toodygirl5 Joined Fri 10/26/12 Posts: 14939	Thu 09/13/18 02:42 PM
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