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Wht's been used on u let a girl no...
 u should be in jail cause u jst stole my heart chat with me baby...  |
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Wht's been used on u let a girl no... u should be in jail cause u jst stole my heart chat with me baby... |
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Wht's been used on u let a girl no... u should be in jail cause u jst stole my heart chat with me baby... lol it's the worst pick up line lol 
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FYI
Gentlemen, please do not practice on the cashier. You will creep her out. |
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"Did it hurt?"...."what?"..."when you fell from heaven."
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it would hurt if you fell from any height sussanne 20
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
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Edited by
KiK2me
on
Sun 06/09/13 09:40 PM
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Hey Baby !
Wanna share an after sex stogey ? Your bed or mine ... {Giggity} AHHHH RIIIGHT ! |
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Is your dad an astronaut, because I can see stars in your eyes
Why aren't you in jail, because it should be illegal to look that good. I've lost my phone number, can I have yours |
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Is your dad an astronaut, because I can see stars in your eyes Why aren't you in jail, because it should be illegal to look that good. I've lost my phone number, can I have yours I have actually had someone use the last one on me. He looked so as when I laughed at him the I have him my number. He was a little geeky boy. And here one to keep the bad pick up lines going. "Do you drive a Prius? Because up until now we've been pre-us." |
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Do you have a map? cuz I'm getting lost in your eyes
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Are you the Titanic and I'm the captain? Because I want to go down on you.
Are you handing out samples of endangered mahogany? Because the way you're giving me wood should be against the law. Do you like frivolously spending bundles of cash? Because I want you to blow my wad. And so on. |
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Ohhh baby can you see alright, Cause I can see stars when I look in your eyes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. I know I must be dying cause there's an angel right in front of me. And any line that starts with, "Let me see your hand, I can tell the future". Haha |
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Can I break my heart over you like a Jimi Hendrix guitar-smashing song?
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Was you dad a welder, cos you got acetylene legs. |
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If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus fine
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you have lovely hair,,it would look great on my pillow
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i have a 5 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears lol
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Let's play McDonald's, you can be my happy meal.
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