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Topic: Aliens, what would you ask
thatonepoet Joined Mon 02/25/13 Posts: 42	Thu 02/28/13 12:35 AM
If you were contacted by an advanced alien civilization, what questions would you have for them?

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 02/28/13 01:24 AM
Can I come visit?

smart2009 Joined Tue 02/17/09 Posts: 1474	Thu 02/28/13 01:35 AM
Are you friend or foe?

Winlei Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 4048	Thu 02/28/13 01:41 AM
Are you real?

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Thu 02/28/13 01:46 AM Edited by Conrad_73 on Thu 02/28/13 01:49 AM
do you own a Cookbook? no reason to assume they would be friendly! Case in point,The European Colonial Powers!

smart2009 Joined Tue 02/17/09 Posts: 1474	Thu 02/28/13 02:06 AM
If you're looking for trouble You came to the right place...

thatonepoet Joined Mon 02/25/13 Posts: 42	Thu 02/28/13 02:33 AM
When it comes to relgion and science, what kind of questions would you have? I'd wanna known about they thought about how we conduct ourselves has humans and how we treat our planet. I should've put that in my intial post.

TexasScoundrel Joined Wed 10/29/08 Posts: 3693	Fri 03/01/13 07:17 PM
My first question would be; "If you're from an advanced alien race, why in the universe do you want to talk to humans?"

HotRodDeluxe Joined Sun 05/06/12 Posts: 2743	Mon 03/04/13 11:37 PM
'What's a nice alien like you doing in a dump like this?' Or 'Mind if look under the hood?'

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 03/05/13 05:26 PM
Where are the hot alien women?

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 03/05/13 05:39 PM
"What the f*** do you want?"

Chatimer Joined Sat 02/16/13 Posts: 35	Tue 03/05/13 06:35 PM
do you have a visa ?

1Cynderella Joined Mon 02/18/13 Posts: 2398	Tue 03/05/13 07:10 PM
Based on almost every alien movie I’ve seen, standard operating procedure would be to demand to be taken to their leader. No?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Tue 03/05/13 07:43 PM
Since you humans are asking questions . . . Can I come visit? Answer: My home world blew up. Sorry. Are you friend or foe? Answer: Which answer will get me a meal? Are you real? Answer: For you, Cutie, I can be. Do you own a Cookbook? Answer: Of course I do. If you're from an advanced alien race, why in the universe do you want to talk to humans? Answer: What choice do I have? My cell phone service doesn't permit me to make interplanetary calls. What's a nice alien like you doing in a dump like this? Answer: I keep asking myself the same thing. Mind if look under the hood? Answer: Go ahead. While you are at it, see if you can repair the engine. Where are the hot alien women? Answer: The last that I saw them, they were landing on planet Venus, where the surface temperature is 462 °C/ 863 °F. I kept telling them that they needed to land on Earth instead of Venus, but being women, they just had to do the opposite of what I told them to do. What the f*** do you want? Answer: Lunch. Do you have a visa? Answer: No. I have American Express.

Winlei Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 4048	Tue 03/05/13 08:58 PM
Can you do the dance craze gangnam style?

miticoman Joined Fri 05/20/11 Posts: 329	Tue 03/05/13 11:18 PM
Well.. considering the lame economy moment, in particular here in Italy l'd say......arms up, it's a robbery

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 03/06/13 06:39 AM
Do you pee out of that too?

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Wed 03/06/13 07:12 AM
do you have a visa ? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Visa!!!!!

ShiningArmour Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 541	Wed 03/06/13 10:46 AM
To quote Shwartenhagar (The Famous actor) "Who is your dady and what does he do?"

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Wed 03/06/13 12:03 PM
Pull my finger?