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Topic: The whole "women in the kitchen and making sandwiches" thing
jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Thu 10/18/12 02:02 PM
I will have to post some pics of my kitchen on here as I did it myself. You should. I love to peek at other people's projects, it sometimes gives me some good ideas for my own

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Thu 10/18/12 02:12 PM
Whoa!!! Nice work! I'd let both you handyladies cook for me anytime!

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Fri 10/19/12 07:35 AM
Where's my Hossenfeffer?????

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 10/19/12 08:07 AM
Where's my Hossenfeffer????? Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated!

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Fri 10/19/12 08:17 AM
Where's my Hossenfeffer????? Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated! Sufferin Succotash!!!!

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Fri 10/19/12 10:07 AM
(making funny repetative cartoon noises).... Is that all folks?

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Fri 10/19/12 10:36 AM
(making funny repetative cartoon noises).... Is that all folks? I think so.... Thinking we'll need to wait for another Mandy Freakout thread

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 10/19/12 10:38 AM
All my chocolate pretzels are gone!

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Fri 10/19/12 10:56 AM
All my chocolate pretzels are gone! Burp!! uh, I didn't see them

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 10/19/12 11:09 AM
I'm sure you didn't... (might want to wipe that crumb from yer 'chin, babe.)

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Fri 10/19/12 11:13 AM
I have no idea where to go with this topic any more. All I have to say is in all reality I do not want a woman to make me a sandwich. I want a woman to polish my torpedo! I am tired of doing it myself! I'll get my own sandwich later! Go ahead and call me a sick pig or pervert if you want. I have an image to uphold! But a good torpedo polishing would be nice for a change! I did, didn't I?

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 10/19/12 11:21 AM


RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Fri 10/19/12 11:23 AM
Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe, just maybe, I really suck at making sandwiches? (I'm good at making spaghetti though)

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 10/19/12 11:26 AM
I will admit, I wouldn't know your sandwich making skills...

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Fri 10/19/12 11:32 AM
Oh, they're horrible. Sometimes I end up with the cheese or lettuce on the outside, mayonaise everywhere, mustard on the ceiling (have no idea how it got there). It's best I don't make sandwiches. Frozen pizza anyone?

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Fri 10/19/12 11:44 AM
Oh, they're horrible. Sometimes I end up with the cheese or lettuce on the outside, mayonaise everywhere, mustard on the ceiling (have no idea how it got there). It's best I don't make sandwiches. Frozen pizza anyone? This is totally legit! Women want us to admit our weaknesses? There it is... Honesty!!!! Now back to chocolate pretzels.... We should be good for another couple of pages on this subject.

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Fri 10/19/12 12:49 PM
I come equipped with the MK-48 model! In our military they have a term called "fire and forget." Well, with me its "Fire and never forget!" With this big baby one fired it is an experience neither will forget! Can I get a rimshot for a big dose of EGO?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48959	Fri 10/19/12 04:11 PM


AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Fri 10/19/12 05:40 PM
THANK YOU VERY MUCH! YOU ARE A TREMENDOUS CROWD! Where the hell is everyone?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48959	Fri 10/19/12 05:56 PM
THANK YOU VERY MUCH! YOU ARE A TREMENDOUS CROWD! Where the hell is everyone? Uh, Andy, you aren't the King. You're the court jester.