1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing Usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

thats so funny!!!lol.....true!!!....and funny!!

lol! i use all these and they all are true lol!!!

Guilty! lol

it all makes sence now... haha. you girls need to come up with some new words haha

I'm afraid

YOU SHOULD BE!!!!

sooooooooo true!!

Be afraid! Be very afraid!

Why the need for the code ladies? Why can't you TELL us you think we are idiots and shouldn't/ should be doing something.

Is it any wonder a lot women think men are idiots when men are just struggling to figure games like this out?

Just for the record, I understand all this... I just can't wrap my head around why you girls would do this... unless you are just hoping that even though you are "fine", we'd make sure to do something for you anyway.

thanks UK bro for the tips.... :)
are they all same for all the females?

You sure hit the nail on the head with that one

Very funny and true.

Love it...altho, a sigh could also mean she is sad cuz she misses you or wants to tell you something emotional!

They are all true and it is a universal code passed down to us from mother to daughter...although some think it could be a part of a female's chemical make-up!!

Slow down...still taking notes........So Thank you is really thank you...?????????????????oops

Well I know I'm 50 and my mom STILL uses these words on my dad so I learned them from her!!

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