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Mon 05/05/08 01:11 PM
brokenheart My heart breaks for you. Just be glad you found out now instead of later when more time and emotions were invested! I wish you the best of luck and peace and a speedy recovery for your broken heart!

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Wed 04/30/08 05:30 AM
jive

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Mon 04/28/08 02:28 PM
Yeah, it's a new one and I am working a double sad I'm gonna miss it!

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Fri 04/18/08 02:15 PM
I am so tired
Tired of being drained
Nothing seems to change
Haunted by my past
Nothing good seems to last

I am so tired
Tired of working every day
Just wanting some time to get away
This will never happen, I know
I can see what my future will show

I am so tired
Tired of being alone
Needing someone just to talk on the phone
A warm body to hug at the end of the day
Someone to be there, that will stay

I am so tired
Tired of all the crying and sadness
Seems everyone is dying, God this is madness
Funerals every week and I must go
No, there is no way I can say, “No.”

I am so tired
Tired of being sick
Keep moving, that’s the trick
But I am tired and don’t have to
Can’t give up, even if I want to

I am so tired
Tired of people being mean
Lying is a normal part of their scene
Why can’t they be honest and tell the truth
What are they thinking, it’s easy, it’s the truth!

I am so tired
Just tired and want to cry
With this, I’ll say good-bye
God bless to all in need
To all I’ve lost, God Speed!

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Thu 04/03/08 11:30 AM

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her
telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone
began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel
chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number
was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone
to ring.


Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

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Fri 03/21/08 12:14 PM
Little Johnny is now in the third grade. Today the teacher is having all the children use a vocabulary word in a sentence. After the entire class has had a turn, she is left with Johnny and the last vocabulary word. She asks Johnny to use the word evidently in a sentence. Johnny stands up, has a puzzled look on his face and asks, "Teacher, do farts have lumps?" The teached looks sternly at Johnny and says, "NO, but that has nothing to do with your vacabulary word." Johnny replies, "Well then evidently I've sh!t my pants."

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Fri 03/21/08 12:09 PM
A man with no arms or legs laying in front of your door?



Matt











The same guy in a pool?




Bob











Hanging on a wall?




Art










In a hole?




Phil












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Thu 03/20/08 11:21 AM
I feel your pain! It's the same faces over and over again!noway

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Wed 03/19/08 06:34 AM
My current vehicle - 02 Pontiac Montana

Hobbies - my dogs, fixing up my house, and refinishing stuff!

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Mon 03/17/08 01:25 PM
I have green eyes so I dont ever have to wear anything green, however, today I wore a green headband! Happy St. Patty's Day!

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Mon 03/17/08 11:18 AM
$114, man I thought I would be worth more!laugh

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Mon 03/17/08 11:13 AM
flowerforyou happy flowerforyou happy flowerforyou happy ABSOLUTLY!

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Mon 03/17/08 06:22 AM
E Harmony sucked! I got about 1 match a month, waste of money. Plenty of fish is okay, Singles net is okay, True and American Singles wont leave you alone after to quit! I'm sticking with JSH & Plenty of Fish! Good luck!

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Sat 03/15/08 10:29 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your limp little peck@r
Is why I'm leaving you!

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Thu 03/13/08 02:00 PM
Who in their right mind would leave a window open enough for a large dog to jump out when the car is in motion? I am irritated mad What an idiot!

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Thu 03/13/08 05:46 AM
I am again amazed at all the good advice everyone gives on this site! I am impressed with all of you! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Thu 03/13/08 05:38 AM
My daughter is 12. We just lost a family member on Dec 7th. She was 13 and died due to Luekemia. Well, last night my daughter came home from her dad's, got in the shower, and I heard her sobbing. I asked her what was wrong and after some persistance she finally told me. She misses our Brittany. I hugged her, held her, and cired with her. What else is a parent to do? How can I make this easier on her? I told her it was okay to cry and miss her, it just means she loved her very much. Any ideas on how to help her?

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Wed 03/12/08 01:49 PM
Yep, what did you think?

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Tue 03/11/08 05:36 AM
Good morning from Northwest Indiana!

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Mon 03/10/08 01:47 PM
ohwell Just another Monday!

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