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This hurts!!
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My heart breaks for you. Just be glad you found out now instead of later when more time and emotions were invested! I wish you the best of luck and peace and a speedy recovery for your broken heart!
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Trivia Question Game
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jive
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house
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Yeah, it's a new one and I am working a double I'm gonna miss it!
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TIRED
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I am so tired
Tired of being drained Nothing seems to change Haunted by my past Nothing good seems to last I am so tired Tired of working every day Just wanting some time to get away This will never happen, I know I can see what my future will show I am so tired Tired of being alone Needing someone just to talk on the phone A warm body to hug at the end of the day Someone to be there, that will stay I am so tired Tired of all the crying and sadness Seems everyone is dying, God this is madness Funerals every week and I must go No, there is no way I can say, “No.” I am so tired Tired of being sick Keep moving, that’s the trick But I am tired and don’t have to Can’t give up, even if I want to I am so tired Tired of people being mean Lying is a normal part of their scene Why can’t they be honest and tell the truth What are they thinking, it’s easy, it’s the truth! I am so tired Just tired and want to cry With this, I’ll say good-bye God bless to all in need To all I’ve lost, God Speed! |
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Phone Repair.....
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A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called. 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning. |
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Little Johnny
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Little Johnny is now in the third grade. Today the teacher is having all the children use a vocabulary word in a sentence. After the entire class has had a turn, she is left with Johnny and the last vocabulary word. She asks Johnny to use the word evidently in a sentence. Johnny stands up, has a puzzled look on his face and asks, "Teacher, do farts have lumps?" The teached looks sternly at Johnny and says, "NO, but that has nothing to do with your vacabulary word." Johnny replies, "Well then evidently I've sh!t my pants."
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What do you call.....
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A man with no arms or legs laying in front of your door?
Matt The same guy in a pool? Bob Hanging on a wall? Art In a hole? Phil |
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SAME OLD , SAME OLD
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I feel your pain! It's the same faces over and over again!
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A Different Topic
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My current vehicle - 02 Pontiac Montana
Hobbies - my dogs, fixing up my house, and refinishing stuff! |
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I have green eyes so I dont ever have to wear anything green, however, today I wore a green headband! Happy St. Patty's Day!
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I COST $72
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$114, man I thought I would be worth more!
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ABSOLUTLY!
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E-Harmony
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E Harmony sucked! I got about 1 match a month, waste of money. Plenty of fish is okay, Singles net is okay, True and American Singles wont leave you alone after to quit! I'm sticking with JSH & Plenty of Fish! Good luck!
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Breakup Cards
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Roses are red
Violets are blue Your limp little peck@r Is why I'm leaving you! |
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Do a barrel roll
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Who in their right mind would leave a window open enough for a large dog to jump out when the car is in motion? I am irritated What an idiot!
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Any Advice?
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I am again amazed at all the good advice everyone gives on this site! I am impressed with all of you! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Any Advice?
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My daughter is 12. We just lost a family member on Dec 7th. She was 13 and died due to Luekemia. Well, last night my daughter came home from her dad's, got in the shower, and I heard her sobbing. I asked her what was wrong and after some persistance she finally told me. She misses our Brittany. I hugged her, held her, and cired with her. What else is a parent to do? How can I make this easier on her? I told her it was okay to cry and miss her, it just means she loved her very much. Any ideas on how to help her?
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Cloverfield
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Yep, what did you think?
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"FOGGY"
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Good morning from Northwest Indiana!
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March 10,2008
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Just another Monday!
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