And we can't find the Dip anywhere.

boonedoggy61, since Jade is supposed to be your girlfriend, why don't you go find her?

If there's a booby..I mean bounty offered I'll go!!

Geez, you had to mention Bounty.... You'd better hope that pirategirl barmaid doesn't come here instead of Jade (she sskeeers me) Thanks for the cocoa before Dodo, it hit the spot But today it even seems a little warmer here, high 30's. But then I haven't gone outside the house yet so feeling warmer inside probably doesn't count Boonie, Glad to see you stop by. You'd better find that girlfriend cause we need her to liven things up in here. Dodo seems to be handling the actual bar-tending surprisingly well Nice that Via dropped by. I hope nobody put any of those pearly onions in her drink But don't anyone tell that to Jade. You know how proud she is of those little pearly onions

Would you do a pole dance jemare, it would liven this dead place.

Pearly onions? *inspects cider* Okay, I knew there was a reason this stuff had extra bite. *pulls face*

You should look in the bar nearest to my house. I think ALL the lost dips are there!

I suspect that jemare will need to drink a few more alcoholic beverages before she can get the nerve to dance like this:

And you know this how?

By the way, I did not put onions in anyone's drink. The drink server may have, but I didn't.

Well, Jade hasn't shown up for a long time, and nobody is looking for the Dip.

If Roberta doesn't show up soon, then I'm going to court to have this place declared abandoned property. That way I can legally take over this place and give it a make-over.

Who wants to help with the make-over?

If I ever did a pole dance it would wake up the dead They'd have to come back just see that. It's kind of like when hell freezes over But Dodo is wrong.... I'm a child of the 70's, I can dance and don't need an ethnic dress to dance in But... a few drinks doesn't hurt Oh yea, Via...it's not the extra bite in the drinks you have to worry about in here. It's the guys trying to bite you in here. You'd think they were part Vampires or something

Heheh. All I have to do is walk past the place (it isn't a bar I've ever been in) and look at what's hanging out smoking on the doorstep.

I've dance in historical dress before; does that count? I do English Country Dance. And then there's dance that's part of doing musical theatre. 'Course, I'll dance just in general, too.

Vampires? *looks around* Where?

[Dodo_David hides his plastic vampire teeth.]




I thought that you human females loved vampires.
Should I scrap my plans for the "Twilight" special?

<--- does NOT love vampires.

Now showing on the TV above the bar . . .



It is a music video that I helped my cousin Gordon to create. In it, I am an instrumentalist, while my cousin Gordon is the singer.

Being that the music video is online, you can watch it by going here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxyHOabwwGA

Lookie here!! Me and Pionie have been a winnin trophies for our trick riding.

*notices they have footballs on them*

Yeah, for, ahhhhhhhhhhhh, ummmmmmmmmmm, Horsey Football. YEAH THATS IT!! Its a fairly new sport.

Im sure its gonna get popular real soon..yeah..*cough*

You aint'a takin this bar Dodo, go get yer own.

Roberta has a boyfriend now,

I dont never see her either.

Im glad to see yall are still putting them little tiny onions in the drinks. I cannot imagine a Tequila Sunrise without onions,,,yucccck!

I potty trained Pionie..*giggle*

He only misses like sometimes,

well,

like just now. hehe

WE NEED A CLEANUP ON AISLE 4!!

Oh, look! The Dip has reappeared.

I know witch things Dodo, and I aint afraid to use em.


Boil, boil...yer in trouble,

I just blew a snot bubble.

Some of that there fenny snake,

Eye of mosquito, and toe of turkey,

Bat wings, and a dogs d ick!

Boil, boil yer in trouble......................

Ima turning you into a frog!!

Do frogs eat cats?