To the point of laughter.
I was a passenger in a car during the mid afternoon. I was wearing my digital watch and obviously bored out of my mind. I look down at it and pushed the light button for no reason at all and noticed it did not come on. I kept pushing it trying to figure out why it wasn't working because my watch was still telling time!
So I pushed and pushed..tried moving it around to different areas on my lap in case I didn't see it. I messed with it about two minutes and finally bringing it up to my eye...at this point I had my arm on my face, pushing the button, when the driver said "What are you doing?"
I said.. "My light on my watch isn't coming on!"
The driver looks over at me and says... "Um..could it be that it's the middle of the day and the sun is shinning on it?"
....DUH.. I felt.... "special"

Have you done something that you can share?!

I was trying to light a propane gas grill in the rain one time. I kept hitting the ignitor button but it wouldn't light. My wife at the time suggested that I use an umbrella. Sounded like a good idea. So I go out to the grill with the umbrella and try again. Well when it finally ignited there was so much propane trapped from the umbrella that there was a huge fireball. The umbrella took off like a rocket and I burned my eyelashes off..........

I'm sorry but the vision of that one made me laugh....

That's really funny......I done this a few times. Had my sun glasses on my head while looking for them! Lol

I have a few of these. Waiting for the coffee to brew and it wasn't turned on. Turned the coffee machine on but it wasn't plugged in. Filled the coffee machine with water and no coffee in the filter. Filled the coffee machine with water and put coffee in the filter but then forgot to put the pot under the filter.

When I first got married my wife and I tried to cook a turkey in the storage drawer of our electric oven. After 24 hours of cooking we figured we were doing something wrong.

Hahahathat'sa good one! I'm going to think of more!!

In grade eleven we had a really ugly Russian teacher. She was kind hearted, but she was repulsive.

One day she got me to stay after school, because I could not properly conjugate some adjective, which was supposed to be down pat already in grade 9.

We had these two-seater seating "benches" in school all througout. Two students would sit side-by-side, and had a long flat board for writing secured in the front, slightly sloping to them, and the whole contraption was one piece, with the wood screwed down to a metal frame. They were actually nifty.

So Comrade Tovarishch Oocheetyelnhitsa Ludmilla Tyereshkova (the last two words were her first- and last names) was trying to tell me the ablative of Krasnaya Gyevocska, and she put her hand on mine.

This she oughtn't to have done, as she learned very quickly.

I got out of the bench, lifted it up, threw it through the window, out onto the outside yard, with her still sitting in it and hanging on to the edges for dear life, the whole time.

I was immediately expelled from school, my father had to do seventeen hundred hours of involuntary voluntary service at the army barracks in the evenings, and I was told to shape up or ship out, or close shop.

I chose the middle, I escaped to the west.

I still regret that the classroom was on the ground floor, and not on the third floor, where the grade niners attended lectures. (Downward maturation. Grade 12 guys had their classes in the basement.)

Now that is entertainment for the mind!

Let me guess, your exwife tried to put out the flames on your lashes with a cast iron skillet?... hate it when that happens.

i was camping it was dark i was not to far from the out house so i went over there late at night open door in dark and was just started to pee and someone screamed WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING !oops sorry didn't see you lollll i was laughing so loud there was someone sitting there taking a dump i got out fast it was dark so i don't think they saw me to well then was heading back fast heard them yelling still from 1/2 block away saying what a crazy camp ground this is i was laughing so much i had to go bad still lolllllll so i walked into the woods a bit and went on a tree and then saw a bear and ran like crap to my tent i told the my friends in the tent they didn't believe me at first till we all heard this guy yelling at his wife saying next time i going to a cottage some crazy guy started to pee on me in the outhouse then she said didn't you lock the door he said hell no i didn't know they have locks in a out house and its dark and i never camped before ....we all started to laugh from are tent then the grunts of the bear we heard we all was so quiet and heard bangs a little ways away next day we heard the rangers had to remove 3 bears from are camp ground them people left early in morning yelling at each other they never camped before and left all their food coolers outside and bear took all their food too was just a crazy night now i bring a flashlight to the washroom lollllll i felt bad for them :)

My sister in law was cooking a turkey for the first time for the whole family... Much to her surprise, when the turkey came out of the oven (she did get that right) she had left the neck and bag of giblets in the body...was she ever embarassed!!

Stepped around the back of a barn at dusk to pee.

Just peeing....looking around...peeing...then it hit the 110v electric cattle fence. I did dance move I ain't ever done before.

Have I ever been caught doing something dumb?

Of course.

I said, "I do" while standing next to my ex-

Walking rather fast from our kitchen at work trying to carry 3 cups of coffee for my coworkers and I, my boss was coming towards me, yup!....my elbow hit the doorframe entering the office as he approached me... yup!....all 3 cups of coffee all over him.

NICE!