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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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I have to share this, its too funny not to.
If you can picture this right, its hilarious! 
Today, my room mate comes strolling in from work, his usual time, 7:30 AM, and hes in a GREAT mood. 
Hes singing,,,, 
(well he's trying to sing.It will make your ears bleed, if you listen to him, too long) 
Ok, picture him.... Hes full blown Irish, and from New York, where he drove a taxi, cusses like a sailor, has a THICK New York accent, and a gravely voice, is short, and pudgy, and hes a bit (hehe) jaded. 
He walks by my room, and my door is open, and he looks at "Boogie"(my dog, who is laying on my bed, and has her birthday, on "Valentines Day"  )
and he starts to sing to her, (trying to sing slow, and romantically)
"I loooooooove youuuuu Boogie, Oogieeee, Woogieeee 
youuuuu are sooooo beautifulllllllll
yesssssssss, youuuuuuuuu are the most beautifullllllll doggg
(and bends down, so hes face to face with her) 
anddddd I love youuuuuuuu soooooooooooo",,,,
*BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCH* 
IVE NEVER HEARD HER BELCH THAT LOUD, AND RIGHT IN HIS FACE! 
I start, rolling on the floor, laughing
and he, immediately jumps up, and says, "FINE, SEE IF I GET YOU ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY", 
and storms out. 
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Just so everyone knows we do have a Pet Forum now!!
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 01/31/12 08:03 AM
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 My bad.
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Ok fine,
so im the only one who thinks this is funny! I guess you had to be there? |
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So we are keeping luv2roknroll in the pet forum now? Its okay Roberta; I have been in the dog house before. We will let you out once in a while. I am sure you have wore a collar before.
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Hysterical! And tell your roomie that dogs actually consider it a sign of respect. Seriously!
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I have to share this, its too funny not to.
If you can picture this right, its hilarious!
Today, my room mate comes strolling in from work, his usual time, 7:30 AM, and hes in a GREAT mood.
Hes singing,,,,
(well he's trying to sing.It will make your ears bleed, if you listen to him, too long)
Ok, picture him.... Hes full blown Irish, and from New York, where he drove a taxi, cusses like a sailor, has a THICK New York accent, and a gravely voice, is short, and pudgy, and hes a bit (hehe) jaded.
He walks by my room, and my door is open, and he looks at "Boogie"(my dog, who is laying on my bed, and has her birthday, on "Valentines Day" )
and he starts to sing to her, (trying to sing slow, and romantically)
"I loooooooove youuuuu Boogie, Oogieeee, Woogieeee
youuuuu are sooooo beautifulllllllll
yesssssssss, youuuuuuuuu are the most beautifullllllll doggg
(and bends down, so hes face to face with her)
anddddd I love youuuuuuuu soooooooooooo",,,,
*BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCH*
IVE NEVER HEARD HER BELCH THAT LOUD, AND RIGHT IN HIS FACE!
I start, rolling on the floor, laughing
and he, immediately jumps up, and says, "FINE, SEE IF I GET YOU ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY",
and storms out.
Niiiiiiicccccceeeeeeeeee. Like mother, like daughter. 
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"... *BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCH*
IVE NEVER HEARD HER BELCH THAT LOUD, AND RIGHT IN HIS FACE! ...and he, immediately jumps up, and says, "FINE, SEE IF I GET YOU ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY", and storms out...."
Really, he couldn't have been a very good hack in NYC if he couldn't handle some dog breath! Roberta, You better run his pedigree I think he's trying to pull off the Rad Bad dog while a Peekapoo.
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So we are keeping luv2roknroll in the pet forum now? Its okay Roberta; I have been in the dog house before. We will let you out once in a while. I am sure you have wore a collar before.
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Hysterical! And tell your roomie that dogs actually consider it a sign of respect. Seriously! I know that in some parts of the world, it is a sign of respect to belch after a good meal to the chef. |
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Niiiiiiicccccceeeeeeeeee. Like mother, like daughter.
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"... *BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCH*
IVE NEVER HEARD HER BELCH THAT LOUD, AND RIGHT IN HIS FACE! ...and he, immediately jumps up, and says, "FINE, SEE IF I GET YOU ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY", and storms out...."
Really, he couldn't have been a very good hack in NYC if he couldn't handle some dog breath! Roberta, You better run his pedigree I think he's trying to pull off the Rad Bad dog while a Peekapoo.
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Hysterical! And tell your roomie that dogs actually consider it a sign of respect. Seriously! I know that in some parts of the world, it is a sign of respect to belch after a good meal to the chef. Yep, and it's basically the same thing, an "I love you" or like you a lot type comment! Also a thank you type thing |
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Hysterical! And tell your roomie that dogs actually consider it a sign of respect. Seriously! I know that in some parts of the world, it is a sign of respect to belch after a good meal to the chef. Yep, and it's basically the same thing, an "I love you" or like you a lot type comment! Also a thank you type thing
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 02/03/12 01:38 PM
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So we are keeping luv2roknroll in the pet forum now? Its okay Roberta; I have been in the dog house before. We will let you out once in a while. I am sure you have wore a collar before.
They have all known you too long, and you tell everyone everything... geez! Not EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! Whatever! Well you do. |
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