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the island i used to live on had a band called yo momma's big fat booty band
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Never name your band "hard" because you will have problems getting booked. Because advertising on marquees becomes amusing. "tonite! Hard!"
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Live and In Person!
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so hard days night is bad right?
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Hi Harry
 ..just bouncing in and out of places
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Anouncing yourself between breaks? Thank you we are hard, and we will be right back.
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Back stabbeth.
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the monthly red tide?
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Bumpin uglies.
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Come queens.
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hookers tomatos?
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Dear diary..........sooooooooooo this is what happens when we let you guys loose in the diary???
 
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Dear diary..........that kid is smooth.........he just tricked me!!!
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No trickery. Just the facts maam.
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Dear diary..........did he just call me maam????
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Dear diary......Im looking at my man counter and there is some guy from Nadu on there......he is wearing a blue body suit.....this is cracking me up~~!!!!
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bleh ..oh goody , first wind storm of the season gearing up ...hope my power doesnt go out ........
 
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Dear diary.....where is my shadow cat? I dont remember letting him out.....you know how crazy I get when I cant find my cat.....where is he?>??? I even looked in the bathtub........ohhhhhhhh maybe he went out and I cant remember.......
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Shouldn't there be a celebration or some sort of fanfare? This is page 500 of Dear Dairy!
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