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I like walking up behind women with a hard on and saying "stick em up".
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dear diary,, wonder if gypsy is mad at me for throwing a squid at her?
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Dear diary, why go to the bank when you can do your banking online????
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Chain drive wallet. That's funny. I got one! I don't wear it. Its in my safe full of money. Wanna see my wallet?
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dd,
i though gypsy had been ripped off by someone going into her purse? like taking cash out... sure lhb - who doesn't? but does it work for YOU? |
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Dear diary......not mad about the squid......I made some calamari with it last night!!!! and now its under your pillow!!!!
 
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what say biker?
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why do banking on line when you can go to the bank ??
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Why have a skinny ass when you can have a fat ass???
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why fool around when you can fool in
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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood,, and why the hell would chuck be in the picture at all,, wouldnt he have a problem with a woodchuck trying to throw him around? why would someone create a wood chuck if the humanc chuck was alright to begin with? these are questions i must have answered
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why pay more?
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Dear diary...I just saved thousands of dollars on car insurance!!!
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wow !!
I'm EXTATIC !!!!!!!!!! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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i would like 115 lbs. of the high priced spread, and a side order of discount fish to go!!
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa whaaaaaaaaa????
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Hi thumper. Gypsy teasin me bout havin a chain drive wallet. So I thought I'd show her my salmon skin wallet. Very expensive and exclusive. They wouldn't make me an ex girlfreind skin wallet for all my money that- insert explitive here- spent.
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well,, if they made em i would have some cool ones, cause i have had some not to be named here fun ones.
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg a fishy smelly wallet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Dear Waiter,
There is a big wad of singles stuffed in my fish course! |
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