Dear Diary,
Couckoo would eat the bird.
That wont work....


Congrads tatertot.....

Now let him breathe

Kater that's a cute picture! Yeh you guys are cute together! Hubba hubba.

Anyone hungry????

Dear diary.......cats know when you don't like them, this is prolly why he crapped on the floor!!!

No Thanks,
Im not sure the cat would eat that!

Dear diary, check this out..... Takes unconsious cat folds him up and makes a hat out of him. Look at me I'm davy crockett! Davy, davy cathat, king of the wild interior!

uhhhhhhhhhhh where is the pic? Besides that I used to have a cat that would sleep ontop of my head behind me.......I called it my Russian look!!

Dear Diary,
Why does my cat beg for food when his bowl is only half empty?

because they are worried that if they eat it all now, there wont be any later....

That may be it..

Dear diary.......why do I always see my name under topics??? Im tired of seeing my name.....I wish other people could talk as fast as me!!!

or at least think fast......Hmmmmmmm I wish Mcdonalds delivered......

You do type a lot!!!

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And now for my final act of horror to the neighbors cat who came through my window and crapped in my clothes basket full of clean clothes that I rendered unconsceince with sausage laced with tranquilizers. Hmmmmm is my neighbor in the yard doing yardwork? Good. My motorcycle in my driveway sure is dirty. Front of it all covered in bugs. I need to clean them off. But my cloths are covered in catcrap. Looks at sleeping cat, then at windex, then at motorcycle, then back at cat. This ought to be good. How ya doin neighbor? Just cleaning the bugs off my bike with your cat I caught in my house crapping in my laundry basket. He makes a great rag! They should market these cats. They really are soft and absorbent! Hey at least I didn't put him in my freezer and freeze him solid and stick him in your mailbox.

YOU BE NICE TO THE CAT BIKER!!!!!!!!!!

Neighbor passes out. Walks over puts sleeping dirty bug covered cat across his chest. Chaos, panic, fear, my job is finished here.

Dear Diary,
I bet biker cuddles a cat when he sleep, and says things like, I wuv you snook-ems to him!!!

Dear diary.......I do that........and also sing the barney I love you song to them........

Dear diary, no animals were abused or harmed in the making of this story except for the salmon who gave his great life so I could have a wallet and the monkey I'm spanking right now.

My name is Morris.

Would you feed me Nine lives and do that to me???