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wow !!
hey I have pencils made outta french fries in my purse just toss that fish wallet in purse ...they look good together ...  
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<<<<<<EXTATIC AGAIN !!......
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i could find you a peter pencil purple,, they have them around here, though you have to watch em, they run out of ink right when you get to your fav spot and it takes em an hour to recharge and start again
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<--------may need a diaper soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It looks good on a date when I whip it out of my cashmere black oscar de larente suit and slide out 3 platinum cards to the garcon to pay and fan the cards and say "pick a card. Any card." gotta dress to impress.
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And my question is: why do they call it a "beaver"? It don't look like a beaver.
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And how come they call it a "taco"? It don't look like a taco either.
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reply: cause if it's good, you can't keep if off of chewing your log!
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Dear diary.......Im imagining biker in black velvet......no idea why!!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm idk Beav......lets go ask dad!!!
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it's spicy and stuffed with my fav meat!
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if it wasnet meant to be eaten then it would not look like a pink taco, so yeah it does look like a taco
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whats chewing on the captains log?
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Dear diary.......you guys have been hanging out with Muriel too long!!!!!
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And I don't quite get the "pie" monaker. Don't look like any pie I've ever seen.
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oh i like riddles -
answer: alienation!! (of beaver like creatures) |
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well,, at some points it does look like a cream pie,, but thats about the time i dont really wanna eat it,, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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it is only a question of if you prefer "cherry" or "boston creme"
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Dear diary.......my mom used to be a waitress......some guy asked her for 2 monkey bars and a hairy pie!!!
Mom never was too smart......so she brought him 2 bananas and a cherry pie!!!!
The guy laughed so hard and gave her a $50 tip!!!
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well,, at least she got paid fer being ignorant
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PUN TANG ........
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