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yeah it's fun - i've seen it before
 
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hahaha liesssssssssss~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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same show, different network
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Dear Diary...............gypsy must sleep........tommorrow is another day to scare cats with strange black lacey underwear.......
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 that's not right..cats with lacy undies?
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Dear Diary: finally some much needed sleep,today is new day and life is good so much to be thankful for.
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dear diary...... i'm almost 5 months pregnant and my 9 month old is driving me crazy.....but i guess in a good way.... i love him with all my heart and soul.. my babys daddy "baught" him new toys.. still in box i couldnt believe it... where did this man come from...lol hahahahaha well i'm off to stop the voices in my head from taking over the world.
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Dear Diary,I wish you could UNPACK these boxes for me( I just bought a new home).
I hate that I havent gotten around to it but eventually I will. Also Diary,Today was a good day for me Health wise and I pray it continues!
Anyone up for helping me unpack? Theres no money for the job but I can put you up and feed ya...
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Dear Diary.........I just opened my mail..
 and Ive been selected to be on JURY DUTY!!!
OMG I gotta get outta this~~!!!!! Its for a 40 day criminal trial
Although I would be fascinated with going to a trial....I cannot afford to miss that much work and money..... OMG HOW DO I GET OUTTA THIS???? 
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yikes !!!!!!!!
I thought they only did that on the flintstones.........
hmmmm........ how do you get outta that ? how can they ask you to leave work for that long.. how can they get away with that?? wtf.. |
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DearDiary......I was reading the fine print.........it said you get paid $20/day for the first 10 days etc.......geeeeeeez I get paid more than that in an hour!!!!
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can you act really racist ..
or all criminals shoud FRY!! kinda attitude your way out of it ? or claim to be a narcaleptic and you cant sit without falling asleep?? |
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Dear Diary....I was thinking of putting red lipstick on my eyebrows there so they won't pick me!!!
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PERFECT!!!!.....
oh an blue shadow on your lips!!! |
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I will then start talking with a hairlip and will act completely racist!!!
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A tinfoil hat may also be in order.....
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Dear Diary..........Im such a flirty flirt flirt!!!
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i'm lookin at your picture Gypsy.....
an I just dont know what to say....
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Dear Diary.......Im still saucey and sassy@@!!!! hahahahaaaaaaaaa omgggggggggg I shouldnt drink wine and chat!!!
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Dear Diary ............. I have had the most incredible day in my life. I have found a new love (shutterguy) he has truly taking my heart. Life is soooooooooooo gooooooood. It can only get better from here on out.
  
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