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Dear Diary,
Reminder: think twice before giving out phone number again... |
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dEAR dIARY........I didnt give out the number......
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Dear Diary,
I can't remember my number what is it? |
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Dear Diary...........whiners bla bla cry babies waaaahhhhhhhhhhh shuttup talk to the hand!!!!
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Dear Diary........I smell incredible!!!!
You know, how get a whiff of your perfume every now and again and think omg I smell fabulous???? ok I may be drunk too.....
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Dear Diary,
I have impure thoughts. |
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Dear Diary.......what ever happened to the horny chair???
  
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Dear Diary........I am playing the flute with this cider bottle and I sound really good.........
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Dear Diary,
I am sticking in my coffee IV right now..i should be good to go hopefully soon |
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Dear Diary.......do not try to go to the bathroom with the headphones still attached t the computer!!!
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shopping list:
1. horny chair 2. massage oil 3. coffee 4. doughnuts |
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Dear Diary.......would you find it cruel if I chased my cat around my house with random pairs of black underwear???
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DD,
that's just silly. cats dont care what you wear. but they like to be chased and chase you back in return. |
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Dear Diary.....yes my cat was horrified over a pair of lacey black underwear tonight........
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let me see - i'll tell you how horrible they look on you
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Dear diary..........
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it is not nice to frighten the innocent pu$$y
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Dear Diary......I didnt try to frighten the innocent puzzy but hmmmmmmmmmmmm he asked for it!!!! And now that I know what frightens him.........I have found the game of chasing the cat with black underwear my new hobby!!!!
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