Well a little while ago me and a friend thought it would be a cool idea to go out to a cow pasture and practice our wrestling moves on cows. We figure if we can take those fucckers down, we can take down anything. So I hop the fence and have my friend punch me in the head a few times to get my adrenaline running and to piss me the hell off, because I hate getting punched. So he hits me a few times and tells me I should go wrestle first. So I pick the weakest looking cow I can find, which is probably a thick hunk ton of meat of cow and I walk up to it. I punch it in the eye and go in for the tackle, however the thing dodges out the way and I hit the ground. The cow steps on me. It steps on me hard, roars, and runs off. It hurt like hell. Any good ideas on how to heal this new wound of mine? I plan on drinking milk the rest of the night and eating steak tomorrow just so I can feel the taste of revenge.

In the country it's called cow tipping.

Silly lad, that was a bull ya tried to battle to the ground.
Best not be tryin to milk that rascal , you'll be yelling for yer mommy and forgetting the revenge .

I would see a doctor because it may have hurt you more than you realize

You do know that was animal abuse right? Hopefully you learned a lesson in the process

(assuming you a serious with this story)

cow should have stomped on you some more.

So hopefully you realize you cannot "take down anything" since the cow got you.

Enjoy your milk - it's good for you.

that's what ya get

there is soooo much more I want to say here, but I'm really trying to refrain myself...

Cow 1
MrDolla -5

hoof wounds from bovines can be very serious - depending on where she justifiably stepped on you you could have a broken a bone or have an internal injury

but most likely a bad bruise - if you want to know for certain go to the DR

keep in mind that cattle are a very expensive investment to a farmer. if your actions cost even just a few days milk because you stressed out his cow...that's a pretty penny to repay him. careful there.

..not unless you think the doctor can cure stupidity..about all i can say is .. ..ya got your azz whooped by a cow..too funny.. jk

I can see the headlines now.
BYCSI ( barn yard crime scene investigators ) called out to run a DNA test on sample of fleshy substance imbedded in the hoof of a visually impaired bovine. The investigating officer stated the assailant must be some sort of sick twisted pervert picking on defenseless animals.

Yay!!!!! FOR THE COW!!!! Shame on you and really hope you get sick on your steak and have pain for a month! JmO...but I really don't think you deserve a doctor...but if you go...maybe they will call the cops :)

Seconded.



Yep.



One can hope. Then, one can always hope for a Darwin Award one day.

This just in:

Today, well-known mob hit man, Johnny Two-Shoes, admitted that he was once hired to kill a cow in a rice field using only two small porcelain figurines.

Police reports indicate that this is the only known incident of a Knick-Knack Paddy Whack.

(quote from Colin Mochrie on Whose Line Is It Anyway)






Sorry....couldn't resist

ya baby, that's what I'm talkin about.

I know I would be mad if I got punched in the eye.. That's animal abuse... Good for the cow! Did you learn anything?

Well a little while ago me and a friend thought it would be a cool idea to go out to a cow pasture and practice our wrestling moves on cows.



......I stopped reading right there.

Let me know when you guys go diving onto something a bit more unpredictable than cows. I am in.

Hope the Females on this site see this post and figure this says something about OP's general personality. If he thinks it is fun or worth sympathy to beat up on an unsuspecting animal kind of makes you wonder what him and his buddies might pull on someone he met on line.

If this cow stepped on him it is higly likely he does have some kind of internal injury. Who says Mother Nature doesn't have a since of Humor.

don't be mean Pacific.....

Give everyone some rope...they will hang themselves or save someone else.