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| Topic: Should I See The Doctor? Hurt Myself | |
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..not unless you think the doctor can cure stupidity..about all i can say is .. ..ya got your azz whooped by a cow..too funny.. 
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I just have one question. Is the cow okay?
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My favorite part of the story was when your friend was punching you in the head to get you going.
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Well a little while ago me and a friend thought it would be a cool idea to go out to a cow pasture and practice our wrestling moves on cows. We figure if we can take those fucckers down, we can take down anything. So I hop the fence and have my friend punch me in the head a few times to get my adrenaline running and to piss me the hell off, because I hate getting punched. So he hits me a few times and tells me I should go wrestle first. So I pick the weakest looking cow I can find, which is probably a thick hunk ton of meat of cow and I walk up to it. I punch it in the eye and go in for the tackle, however the thing dodges out the way and I hit the ground. The cow steps on me. It steps on me hard, roars, and runs off. It hurt like hell. Any good ideas on how to heal this new wound of mine? I plan on drinking milk the rest of the night and eating steak tomorrow just so I can feel the taste of revenge. 
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Somehow i dont think that this was serious. A cow dodging out the way of a punch? What a MOOooove that would have been! If it were true the guy would have to be one of the worlds biggest losers for both doing it in the first place and then failing!
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Well a little while ago me and a friend thought it would be a cool idea to go out to a cow pasture and practice our wrestling moves on cows. We figure if we can take those fucckers down, we can take down anything. So I hop the fence and have my friend punch me in the head a few times to get my adrenaline running and to piss me the hell off, because I hate getting punched. So he hits me a few times and tells me I should go wrestle first. So I pick the weakest looking cow I can find, which is probably a thick hunk ton of meat of cow and I walk up to it. I punch it in the eye and go in for the tackle, however the thing dodges out the way and I hit the ground. The cow steps on me. It steps on me hard, roars, and runs off. It hurt like hell. Any good ideas on how to heal this new wound of mine? I plan on drinking milk the rest of the night and eating steak tomorrow just so I can feel the taste of revenge. Your friend committed mayhem on you and you want revenge on the cow? |
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Surely you knew at the back of your mind, that it could only turn out bad. I just have trouble seeing how it's a good idea to go cow tipping. What sort of friends let you get to the mentality where you think things like this are okay at all? Boasting about this on here is really gonna help you find dates. Especially when it's out here in the open, for all to see, on a public forum. :/
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HAHAHA Y'all it was a joke!
Thanks for the laughs though! No cows were actually hurt. sheesh... |
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well good
the last thing we need is a stressed out cow 
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Edited by
singmesweet
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Sat 01/28/12 05:19 PM
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After all those replies, you come back and say it was a joke? Uh huh.
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After all those replies, you come back and say it was a joke? Uh huh. Lol yea cause I totally got my friend to punch me and then missed tackled a cow and got stomped repeatedly by it and then after all that was in so much pain I was able make a post on this forum..... hahahahahah OH BOY! It's a joke. jeeeezzz |
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HAHAHA Y'all it was a joke! Thanks for the laughs though! No cows were actually hurt. sheesh... Ahhhh 'Mad Poster' disease. |
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After all those replies, you come back and say it was a joke? Uh huh. Lol yea cause I totally got my friend to punch me and then missed tackled a cow and got stomped repeatedly by it and then after all that was in so much pain I was able make a post on this forum..... hahahahahah OH BOY! It's a joke. jeeeezzz It wasnt a joke it was true. Afterwoods you got beaten up by a pink poodle. Don't deny it. |
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cow should have stomped on you some more. I endorse this statement. |
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After all those replies, you come back and say it was a joke? Uh huh. Lol yea cause I totally got my friend to punch me and then missed tackled a cow and got stomped repeatedly by it and then after all that was in so much pain I was able make a post on this forum..... hahahahahah OH BOY! It's a joke. jeeeezzz Uh huh. |
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Well a little while ago me and a friend thought it would be a cool idea to go out to a cow pasture and practice our wrestling moves on cows. Didn't you guys have any little brothers of your own? Or just do like I did, and borrow someone else's? I mean why pick an animal that weights more than 5 times as much as yourself to practice powerbombs? They make look like large unmade hamburgers on legs half the time, but once you get one in a figure four leg lock, it becomes a whole other beast. And even if it was indeed a joke, why start it off as a serious thread without alluding to the fact you are yanking chains and wait until several negative comments in before trying to recant? |
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In fairness to the OP, at least in my opinion, it was an obvious joke.
I guess some people just dont find jokes about animal abuse funny. We are all different. There ya go, thats my pounds worth, now i'm off to spank my monkey. |
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In fairness to the OP, at least in my opinion, it was an obvious joke. I guess some people just dont find jokes about animal abuse funny. We are all different. There ya go, thats my pounds worth, now i'm off to spank my monkey. Lol I don't know if you just scolded me for making the joke or not. haha but ok you have fun man |
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Them Cows only LOOK stupid!
GOT MILK? 
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beware them Cows!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI Cows with guns The Days Of Reckoning Are Nigh! 
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