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Topic: Should I See The Doctor? Hurt Myself
Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Mon 01/30/12 04:42 AM
Well a little while ago me and a friend thought it would be a cool idea to go out to a cow pasture and practice our wrestling moves on cows. We figure if we can take those fucckers down, we can take down anything. So I hop the fence and have my friend punch me in the head a few times to get my adrenaline running and to piss me the hell off, because I hate getting punched. So he hits me a few times and tells me I should go wrestle first. So I pick the weakest looking cow I can find, which is probably a thick hunk ton of meat of cow and I walk up to it. I punch it in the eye and go in for the tackle, however the thing dodges out the way and I hit the ground. The cow steps on me. It steps on me hard, roars, and runs off. It hurt like hell. Any good ideas on how to heal this new wound of mine? I plan on drinking milk the rest of the night and eating steak tomorrow just so I can feel the taste of revenge. "Should I See a Doctor?"..........YES !! You should see a neurologist ASAP !!!! Have every test offered, don't worry about the expense, trust me sugar, that is the least of your concerns!!.....

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76453	Mon 01/30/12 07:48 AM
Ease up everyone........ Ohhh hell if ya ain't been cow tipping in Texas your not a Texan......lmao....

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Mon 01/30/12 08:09 AM
Ease up everyone........ Ohhh hell if ya ain't been cow tipping in Texas your not a Texan......lmao.... Cow tipping??!!!?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 01/30/12 08:10 AM
In fairness to the OP, at least in my opinion, it was an obvious joke. I guess some people just dont find jokes about animal abuse funny. We are all different. There ya go, thats my pounds worth, now i'm off to spank my monkey. Lol I don't know if you just scolded me for making the joke or not. haha but ok you have fun man I was sticking up for you, everyone else was scolding you! Now im off to stick a firework up a cats bum.

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Mon 01/30/12 08:15 AM
That story reminds me of when I got really pizzed.... I mean REALLY pizzed at this varmint on my property. My buddy caught it on tape. Chq it!

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 01/30/12 08:23 AM
Ease up everyone........ Ohhh hell if ya ain't been cow tipping in Texas your not a Texan......lmao.... Cow tipping??!!!? here's a "how to video" http://youtu.be/2ectgHjUcV8

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Mon 01/30/12 08:29 AM
Ease up everyone........ Ohhh hell if ya ain't been cow tipping in Texas your not a Texan......lmao.... Cow tipping??!!!? here's a "how to video" http://youtu.be/2ectgHjUcV8 Ese!! Just when I thought I had seen everything!!!...I still say...Cow tipping.. x 2

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Mon 01/30/12 08:36 AM Edited by Conrad_73 on Mon 01/30/12 08:38 AM
Tip THAT! or that! or maybe this one! Good Luck!!!!!!!!!!!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Mon 01/30/12 08:40 AM
Tip THAT! or that! or maybe this one! Good Luck!!!!!!!!!!! Texans!!!!!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Mon 01/30/12 08:40 AM
That story reminds me of when I got really pizzed.... I mean REALLY pizzed at this varmint on my property. My buddy caught it on tape. Chq it! must have been quite agitated! The Bear I mean!

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 01/30/12 08:57 AM
Tip THAT! or that! or maybe this one! Good Luck!!!!!!!!!!! Texans!!!!! ah, it would be utterly (as in lack there of) redickulus to try to tip a bull

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Mon 01/30/12 09:06 AM
Tip THAT! or that! or maybe this one! Good Luck!!!!!!!!!!! Texans!!!!!

kissablekiss Joined Mon 03/08/10 Posts: 8528	Mon 01/30/12 09:12 AM
cow should have stomped on you some more. I second this ........ Guys like pain so he wouldn't mind

LookinRound Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 7894	Mon 01/30/12 09:28 AM
That story reminds me of when I got really pizzed.... I mean REALLY pizzed at this varmint on my property. My buddy caught it on tape. Chq it! My hero!! AND you are strong!! (and green)

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Mon 01/30/12 10:25 AM


Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Mon 01/30/12 10:29 AM
That story reminds me of when I got really pizzed.... I mean REALLY pizzed at this varmint on my property. My buddy caught it on tape. Chq it! Lou Ferrigno hates bears! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOJoLaxokzM

Bravalady Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 1034	Mon 01/30/12 10:55 AM
That story reminds me of when I got really pizzed.... I mean REALLY pizzed at this varmint on my property. My buddy caught it on tape. Chq it! HEY! That's my Althea you're throwing around. Althea will get you for that. Once I get the stuffing back into her.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76453	Mon 01/30/12 11:25 AM
Ease up everyone........ Ohhh hell if ya ain't been cow tipping in Texas your not a Texan......lmao.... Cow tipping??!!!? here's a "how to video" http://youtu.be/2ectgHjUcV8 Ha ha ese I can always count on you to come through lmao.....

pyxxie13 Joined Wed 09/28/11 Posts: 3835	Mon 01/30/12 12:01 PM
cow should have stomped on you some more. agree

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76453	Tue 01/31/12 08:16 AM
Just a friendly reminder attacking others within the forums is not allowed. We all have different sense of humor on what is funny is what is not. Please take time to consider at times that many of the threads are created in that aspect. I don't feel that this thread was created to offend anyone but was merely for those with a sense of humor. With that said, please leave all comments directed towards other members off the fourms.. Site Mod Kristi