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Topic: The Ash and Mike show
Ash36's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:44 PM
Have some standard. This isnt sex and intimacy forum. But still.... Bring it on!! :D

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:44 PM




==========D~~~

someone asked for this?


ahhh im in love again


It's so thin.
Better off tying paper clips together
and wrapping them in duct tape.



rofl


..just saying.

MariahsFantasy's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:45 PM





==========D~~~

someone asked for this?


ahhh im in love again


It's so thin.
Better off tying paper clips together
and wrapping them in duct tape.


his is STILL bigger ive seendit


I didn't argue length, sugar.

I argued width.


he got boffs

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:45 PM



Oh I know, I'm just not into porn. At all


Biggest lie of 2012.



I find porn... unappealing
It just... ugh


2nd Biggest lie of 2012.

Tabloids begin to smell cover-up.

Analysts meet for secret discussion.

Sine_Cera's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:46 PM
I hear girth is way better than length, yes?

Ash36's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:46 PM


Redtube got variety's of porn from Lesbians to Tranny's. Just saying


problem? minus the trans
Tranny's appear sexy but when i look at the bulge in their pants :O i feel sorry for em

Sine_Cera's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:47 PM




Oh I know, I'm just not into porn. At all


Biggest lie of 2012.



I find porn... unappealing
It just... ugh


2nd Biggest lie of 2012.

Tabloids begin to smell cover-up.

Analysts meet for secret discussion.


Oh you people

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:47 PM

he got boffs


..he has sexual intercourse?

.......?

Eh...

*grabs dictionary*

Ash36's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:47 PM





==========D~~~

someone asked for this?


ahhh im in love again


It's so thin.
Better off tying paper clips together
and wrapping them in duct tape.



rofl


..just saying.
just sayin eh? Talk about yourself. 1/2 inch thickness gagaga

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:48 PM

I hear girth is way better than length, yes?


H*** no!

Girth, my aunt, doesn't even have anything to have length.

So, no.

MariahsFantasy's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:49 PM



Redtube got variety's of porn from Lesbians to Tranny's. Just saying


problem? minus the trans
Tranny's appear sexy but when i look at the bulge in their pants :O i feel sorry for em


hmm you lie, nothing aboot a tranny is sexay

Sine_Cera's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:49 PM
*sits in my corner*

MariahsFantasy's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:49 PM


he got boffs


..he has sexual intercourse?

.......?

Eh...

*grabs dictionary*


ask him, hell if i know sumtames

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:50 PM






==========D~~~

someone asked for this?


ahhh im in love again


It's so thin.
Better off tying paper clips together
and wrapping them in duct tape.



rofl


..just saying.
just sayin eh? Talk about yourself. 1/2 inch thickness gagaga


If it satisfies Becca..

Idfc what you think of it. :D~

Sine_Cera's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:50 PM


I hear girth is way better than length, yes?


H*** no!

Girth, my aunt, doesn't even have anything to have length.

So, no.



Girth as in thickness

MariahsFantasy's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:51 PM



I hear girth is way better than length, yes?


H*** no!

Girth, my aunt, doesn't even have anything to have length.

So, no.



Girth as in thickness


yeah, dats right, thick as in FEEL phuckin somethin

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:51 PM
Edited by Sin_and_Sorrow on Mon 01/09/12 11:51 PM



he got boffs


..he has sexual intercourse?

.......?

Eh...

*grabs dictionary*


ask him, hell if i know sumtames


Punch, blow..

or sexual intercourse.

Two meaning's i've found..

So..

Either his man part is half Mike Tyson..
...or half crack head.

OR

..he has no use for you, Mariah..
..cause his man piece can have sex with itself.

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:53 PM





Oh I know, I'm just not into porn. At all


Biggest lie of 2012.



I find porn... unappealing
It just... ugh


2nd Biggest lie of 2012.

Tabloids begin to smell cover-up.

Analysts meet for secret discussion.


Oh you people


3 hours into debate..
Meeting adjourns for coffee.

One man, riddled with indecisiveness; jumps from 12th story window.
Miraculously, however, he survives as he lands on a man humping a tree.

Experts say both will be released from hospital by Wednesday.

No charges have been pressed.

MariahsFantasy's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:53 PM




he got boffs


..he has sexual intercourse?

.......?

Eh...

*grabs dictionary*


ask him, hell if i know sumtames


Punch, blow..

or sexual intercourse.

Two meaning's i've found..

So..

Either his man part is half Mike Tyson..
...or half crack head.

OR

..he has no use for you, Mariah..
..cause his man piece can have sex with itself.


im tryin to undastand this really but its completely fulla schitt

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Mon 01/09/12 11:55 PM



I hear girth is way better than length, yes?


H*** no!

Girth, my aunt, doesn't even have anything to have length.

So, no.



Girth as in thickness


Chances are..

If you can't feel it.
May not be the guys fault..

Throw a rock into the Grand Canyon..
..no one will notice that either.

(LoverzNutz told me that. xD)

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