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Topic: The Ash and Mike show
MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Mon 01/09/12 11:22 PM
There are different ways to jerk off. Dont you know? One can even jerk off by humping the tree. Hah!! Now, that is a mental picture I didn't need. I think you're just bluffing. i dont bluff. But, we don't know that for sure...just from what you say. I think you are trying to show off. I'm taking his word for it.. I don't want to picture it. I don't want any type of details. Heck, I don't even want to know why the h the guy was watching. All I know for sure is.. The tree is sueing for emotional damages. Mike my mate, I need to tell you somethin. Im bi-curious I tease the fella all tha time aboot it

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Mon 01/09/12 11:22 PM
Fine if your submissive or passionate lover, we have another chick. Mike, tell her about Mariah(Audrey). She can be really passionate when it comes to lesbo love making. No offence to Audrey but hey I'd like to watch some lesbo acion hehe don't mind this at all... Speaking of that.. I forgot to tell you about it. Mariah's a kinky biotch. She made me track down a beaver just so I could spank her with its tail. Then.. Well, I'll leave out the details. But I had an unexplained rash. ..and to this moment; she mentions the word, 'Anchovies' and I get aroused. Just saying.. She loves rope. But don't let her tie you down. That story sounds made up. I bet you made it up.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Mon 01/09/12 11:22 PM
you mean to say i got a wood inbetween my legs? sheeeesh just say your interested in it uuuuuuuuuuuuh who isnt Me. Because I'm not gay. Sine. Because she is gay.

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Mon 01/09/12 11:23 PM
Whaaaat the phuck! If your knuckles gonna touch my face. My weiner's gonna touch your face with a loud BAM!!

Sine_Cera Joined Thu 01/05/12 Posts: 619	Mon 01/09/12 11:24 PM
you mean to say i got a wood inbetween my legs? sheeeesh just say your interested in it uuuuuuuuuuuuh who isnt Me. Because I'm not gay. Sine. Because she is gay. I approve this message xD

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Mon 01/09/12 11:24 PM
Fine if your submissive or passionate lover, we have another chick. Mike, tell her about Mariah(Audrey). She can be really passionate when it comes to lesbo love making. No offence to Audrey but hey I'd like to watch some lesbo acion hehe don't mind this at all... Speaking of that.. I forgot to tell you about it. Mariah's a kinky biotch. She made me track down a beaver just so I could spank her with its tail. Then.. Well, I'll leave out the details. But I had an unexplained rash. ..and to this moment; she mentions the word, 'Anchovies' and I get aroused. Just saying.. She loves rope. But don't let her tie you down. That story sounds made up. I bet you made it up. Says the Cougar. Your like a cheetah calling itself a fish.

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Mon 01/09/12 11:25 PM
you mean to say i got a wood inbetween my legs? sheeeesh just say your interested in it uuuuuuuuuuuuh who isnt Me. Because I'm not gay. Sine. Because she is gay. Snap outta it. No one's intersted in my WOOD except Audrey!!

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Mon 01/09/12 11:25 PM
Whaaaat the phuck! If your knuckles gonna touch my face. My weiner's gonna touch your face with a loud BAM!! ...and you'll never see it again. Just saying.. I'll UPS it to Ma and Mariah.

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Mon 01/09/12 11:26 PM
you mean to say i got a wood inbetween my legs? sheeeesh just say your interested in it uuuuuuuuuuuuh who isnt Me. Because I'm not gay. Sine. Because she is gay. Snap outta it. No one's intersted in my WOOD except Audrey!! dayum straight, literally

Sine_Cera Joined Thu 01/05/12 Posts: 619	Mon 01/09/12 11:26 PM Edited by Sine_Cera on Mon 01/09/12 11:26 PM
Gross, Mike DX

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Mon 01/09/12 11:26 PM
you mean to say i got a wood inbetween my legs? sheeeesh just say your interested in it uuuuuuuuuuuuh who isnt Me. Because I'm not gay. Sine. Because she is gay. Snap outta it. No one's intersted in my WOOD except Audrey!! She asked. I answered. Word.

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Mon 01/09/12 11:26 PM
Mike your makin me

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Mon 01/09/12 11:27 PM
Whaaaat the phuck! If your knuckles gonna touch my face. My weiner's gonna touch your face with a loud BAM!! ...and you'll never see it again. Just saying.. I'll UPS it to Ma and Mariah. balla yo

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Mon 01/09/12 11:27 PM
Whaaaat the phuck! If your knuckles gonna touch my face. My weiner's gonna touch your face with a loud BAM!! ...and you'll never see it again. Just saying.. I'll UPS it to Ma and Mariah. What woild I do with it? Put it on a knickknack shelf???

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Mon 01/09/12 11:27 PM
Gross, Mike DX ...says the lesbian. xD

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Mon 01/09/12 11:28 PM
Whaaaat the phuck! If your knuckles gonna touch my face. My weiner's gonna touch your face with a loud BAM!! ...and you'll never see it again. Just saying.. I'll UPS it to Ma and Mariah. What woild I do with it? Put it on a knickknack shelf??? Encase it in bronze. Add it to your china collection. :D

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Mon 01/09/12 11:29 PM
Gross, Mike DX ...says the lesbian. xD ..wait, what's gross? o.O

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Mon 01/09/12 11:29 PM
Gross, Mike DX he's much more gross then you ever imagined. I remember him makin yellow snow n selling it to small kids as lemonade

Sine_Cera Joined Thu 01/05/12 Posts: 619	Mon 01/09/12 11:29 PM
just... ugh... can you imagine waking up, going to get the paper and there is a box on your porch, you open it and there is a deserved penis?? Gives a whole new perspective to the song "Dick in a Box" by Lonely Island

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Mon 01/09/12 11:30 PM
Gross, Mike DX he's much more gross then you ever imagined. I remember him makin yellow snow n selling it to small kids as lemonade Dude! Shhhh. Don't blow my operation. He kids, he kids.