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Topic: The Ash and Mike show
VintagenNerdy Joined Sat 12/31/11 Posts: 1231	Sun 01/08/12 02:30 PM
I find gifs of people eating popcorn hilarious. The first time I typed people eating people. .. What in the world. im not so curious now My love of horror movies has seeped into my subconscious.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 02:31 PM
Chicken. So not a bird. I don't eat cardinals. I don't eat blue jays. I don't eat geese. I don't eat pigeons. (Though feeding them Alka-seltzer.. now that's a sight to see.) I don't eat hawks, falcons, or crows. So, no, chicken, like turkey, shouldn't be a bird. Besides, they can't even fly! Just saying.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 02:32 PM
I find gifs of people eating popcorn hilarious. The first time I typed people eating people. .. What in the world. im not so curious now My love of horror movies has seeped into my subconscious. ..so you're curious about cannibalism? Or do you plan on being my zombie bride? :D

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 02:33 PM
Is Mike's last name, "Hunt"? I'd answer that.. ..but odd as it sounds.. You didn't ask me. :O

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 02:36 PM Edited by Sin_and_Sorrow on Sun 01/08/12 02:41 PM
Birds and the Bees... A mother was asked.. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Not being one to beat around the bush, she tells her flat out; they have sex. Confused, the child asks another question. "But last night you had his privates in your mouth. What do you get from that?" The mother smiled, looked at her and said, "Jewelry, my dear. That is how you get jewelry."

Fire2Burn Joined Mon 01/31/11 Posts: 606	Sun 01/08/12 02:38 PM
Birds and the Bees... A mother was asked.. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Not being one to beat around the bush, she tells her flat out; they have sex. Confused, the child *** another question. "But last night you had his privates in your mouth. What do you get from that?" The mother smiled, looked at her and said, "Jewelry, my dear. That is how you get jewelry." i thought u were going to say std's.....

ybcat1 Joined Sat 12/29/07 Posts: 530	Sun 01/08/12 02:39 PM Edited by ybcat1 on Sun 01/08/12 02:40 PM


Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 02:39 PM
The various ways to say... I love you.. English: I love you. Spanish: Te amo. French: Je t'aime. German: Ich liebe dich. Japanese: Ai shite imasu. Italian: Ti amo. Redneck: Nice t*ts. -fin.

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sun 01/08/12 02:41 PM
I still wanna know.......... WHAT IS MIKE'S LAST NAME? IS IT "HUNT"?????????!!!!!???????????!!!???

Fire2Burn Joined Mon 01/31/11 Posts: 606	Sun 01/08/12 02:42 PM
well sir u have to ask sins then..

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 02:50 PM Edited by Sin_and_Sorrow on Sun 01/08/12 02:51 PM
Ok, ok... Since we were talking about cannibals.. Here's one for you. :D It's called: "The Two Cannibals" One day, a father and son were chosen to go and gather some food for the tribe to eat. So, they went to this popular path and hid in the bushes and waited. It didn't take long before an old man to come slowly walking past. The boy turns to his father, 'There's one dad.' The father shakes his head, 'No way son. There's not even meat on him to even feed the dogs.' A few minutes later, a round fat man walks by and the son turns to his father, 'Oh dad, there's a huge one! How about him?' The father shakes his head and says, 'Heck no son, we'd all have heart attacks from all the fat on that one. Let's just keep waiting.' Ten minutes later... A beautiful woman walks by, the son's eyes go wide and turns to his father, 'How about that one dad?' The father says, 'No, no son. We can't eat her.' The son confused shakes his head and ask, 'Well, why not?' The father turns to him and smiles as he says, 'We're going to take her home, and instead, we'll eat your mother.' -fin.

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sun 01/08/12 02:58 PM
You see guys? Random...funny...crazy.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 03:01 PM
You see guys? Random...funny...crazy. Where'd everyone go? :( I started posting.. ..now poof. :/ Psh. What ev. Period.

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sun 01/08/12 03:05 PM
You see guys? Random...funny...crazy. Where'd everyone go? :( I started posting.. ..now poof. :/ Psh. What ev. Period. potty break, I guess.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 03:06 PM
:O ..but I wanna tell my electric train joke. :(

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sun 01/08/12 03:11 PM
You built it, they will come!!

Fire2Burn Joined Mon 01/31/11 Posts: 606	Sun 01/08/12 03:15 PM
Itz football nite...

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sun 01/08/12 03:19 PM
Football... Grown men running with a ball in their hand, wearing tight clothes, and slapping other guys butts and dog piling!!! YIKES.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 03:21 PM
Football... Grown men running with a ball in their hand, wearing tight clothes, and slapping other guys butts and dog piling!!! YIKES. Agreed. That's worth paying some douche who has NO other skills million dollar contracts. Oh yessiree indeed.

Fire2Burn Joined Mon 01/31/11 Posts: 606	Sun 01/08/12 03:24 PM
its tough being a football player, but other than tht yes they R douches...