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There are different ways to jerk off. Dont you know? One can even jerk off by humping the tree. Hah!! Now, that is a mental picture I didn't need. I think you're just bluffing. |
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cougar sugar I must say, Ash, it looks to me as if you are waitinfg for someone to spank you. (see pic) ..that's him getting a pat down and cavity search. Note the confused look of both liking and hating it? |
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Where's the Koala beer? Oh no! This is too soon to have some action in bed. Goodsex mate
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You would let her make you wear ostrich fur? Let her bang you hard with a strap-on? ...meh, depends how far along our relationship is. xD Until someone had a dream of us having a kid together.. Oh, and thanx for that btw. |
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I am pretty sure the community would (ready for this?) ostracize you for that All I'm saying is.. xD ...that's all. |
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There are different ways to jerk off. Dont you know? One can even jerk off by humping the tree. Hah!! Now, that is a mental picture I didn't need. I think you're just bluffing. But, we don't know that for sure...just from what you say. I think you are trying to show off. |
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pffft, I'll stick with my peacock feather. AM NOT A COUGAR...bratty kid. Why do you insist on arguing? You know what happens. :/ |
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There are different ways to jerk off. Dont you know? One can even jerk off by humping the tree. Hah!! Now, that is a mental picture I didn't need. I think you're just bluffing. But, we don't know that for sure...just from what you say. I think you are trying to show off. I'm taking his word for it.. I don't want to picture it. I don't want any type of details. Heck, I don't even want to know why the h the guy was watching. All I know for sure is.. The tree is sueing for emotional damages. |
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pffft, I'll stick with my peacock feather. AM NOT A COUGAR...bratty kid. Why do you insist on arguing? You know what happens. :/ Yes I do...I win. |
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There are different ways to jerk off. Dont you know? One can even jerk off by humping the tree. Hah!! Now, that is a mental picture I didn't need. I think you're just bluffing. But, we don't know that for sure...just from what you say. I think you are trying to show off. 
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Wood in wood.... hehehe  sheeeesh just say your interested in it Wait, wait, wait haha I will stick to my women until convinced otherwise, and I have yet to be convinced |
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Fine if your submissive or passionate lover, we have another chick. Mike, tell her about Mariah(Audrey). She can be really passionate when it comes to lesbo love making. No offence to Audrey but hey I'd like to watch some lesbo acion hehe don't mind this at all... |
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There are different ways to jerk off. Dont you know? One can even jerk off by humping the tree. Hah!! Now, that is a mental picture I didn't need. I think you're just bluffing. But, we don't know that for sure...just from what you say. I think you are trying to show off. I'm taking his word for it.. I don't want to picture it. I don't want any type of details. Heck, I don't even want to know why the h the guy was watching. All I know for sure is.. The tree is sueing for emotional damages. Good questions there Mike. Hmmmmmm. |
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There are different ways to jerk off. Dont you know? One can even jerk off by humping the tree. Hah!! Now, that is a mental picture I didn't need. I think you're just bluffing. But, we don't know that for sure...just from what you say. I think you are trying to show off. I'm taking his word for it.. I don't want to picture it. I don't want any type of details. Heck, I don't even want to know why the h the guy was watching. All I know for sure is.. The tree is sueing for emotional damages. |
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Edited by
machug
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Mon 01/09/12 11:20 PM
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There are different ways to jerk off. Dont you know? One can even jerk off by humping the tree. Hah!! Now, that is a mental picture I didn't need. I think you're just bluffing. But, we don't know that for sure...just from what you say. I think you are trying to show off. I'm taking his word for it.. I don't want to picture it. I don't want any type of details. Heck, I don't even want to know why the h the guy was watching. All I know for sure is.. The tree is sueing for emotional damages. It's true, he has been telling us a while now. |
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Fine if your submissive or passionate lover, we have another chick. Mike, tell her about Mariah(Audrey). She can be really passionate when it comes to lesbo love making. No offence to Audrey but hey I'd like to watch some lesbo acion hehe don't mind this at all... Speaking of that.. I forgot to tell you about it. Mariah's a kinky biotch. She made me track down a beaver just so I could spank her with its tail. Then.. Well, I'll leave out the details. But I had an unexplained rash. ..and to this moment; she mentions the word, 'Anchovies' and I get aroused. Just saying.. She loves rope. But don't let her tie you down. |
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you mean to say i got a wood inbetween my legs? sheeeesh just say your interested in it uuuuuuuuuuuuh who isnt |
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Okay then Mike, thanks for that information :P
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you mean to say i got a wood inbetween my legs? sheeeesh just say your interested in it uuuuuuuuuuuuh who isnt Me |
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There are different ways to jerk off. Dont you know? One can even jerk off by humping the tree. Hah!! Now, that is a mental picture I didn't need. I think you're just bluffing. But, we don't know that for sure...just from what you say. I think you are trying to show off. I'm taking his word for it.. I don't want to picture it. I don't want any type of details. Heck, I don't even want to know why the h the guy was watching. All I know for sure is.. The tree is sueing for emotional damages. Be curious all you want. You touch me. I get 'poked'. Your face will say hello to my knuckles; repeatedly. Just saying. xD |
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