You'll be looking forever. Once you join you are not able to find the way out. You just have to make the best of it.

I am looking for a girl near me so we can **** eachothers brains out!!

Okay, honest to god. I am looking a flawed human being who doesn't pretend to be anything other than he is. While I am smart and an encyclopedia of useless knowledge, I would like someone who knows different stuff from me to teach me new things. AND IS GEEKY AND SMART ENOUGH that if I begin this line of the Drunken Philosopher's Song which is SOOOOO obvious to me, that they either know the ending or can guess it:

Rene de Carte was a drunken fart, I drink therefore........

I embrace flaws and differences. I do not want a perfect robot.

nothing really!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go to PADDY'S BAR ON THE WEST END OF VENTURA ON A FRIDAY OR SATURDAY NIGHT. YOU WILL HAVE NO PROBLEM. THE JOKE IS "IT IS A GAY PARK WITH PARKING AND ENTRANCE IN THE REAR". Which is true. There is no street entrance. I have never been there. I hear the karaoke is good and that the gay owner and his boyfriend DO NOT PUT WITH PEOPLE WHO STIFF THE BAR TAB. And there is a very big butch lesbian bouncer who is very reasonable if she throws you out BUT DO NOT SCREW WITH HER just do as she says.

Also in the Ventura Harbor comedy club second Wed. of the month is the HBO tapings with the BIG local comedians. Though it is NOT a lesbian event. THERE IS ALWAYS DRUNK HORNY LESBIANS HECKLING THEM AND ALSO CHEERING AT ANY VAGINA OR ORAL SEX JOKE. They are very easy to spot.

Oh and way back in the day, I volunteered at AIDS Care when they existed in the food bank and if you run into and fabulously flaming drag queens prettier than most girls, Say "Terri say HI"

What am I looking for on Mingle? For whatever comes my way.

I started out eons ago looking for a date. Just a date.

I guess I was lucky that I did get quite a few that showed up.

I stuck around for the friends that I made.

I found love, solice, laughter and comfort.

Now I am here because it is the best group of friends I could ever ask for.

Down the road, who knows? Tomorrow is yet to come.

And the powers that be let me post my Mingle Christmas Song. So I stay.

Huh? Are you zombie because that's exactly what this place could use!

Now play nice. Just because she is batting for the other team, you don't get to tease her. Besides as I tell my friends whose children are gay and lesbian, it's not like they are dealing crack or being tweakers. If some guy said that, nobody would make zombie joke.

i'm actively searching for a sugar daddy.

I began looking for that one forever friend... and I found many wonderful friends, mostly of the female persuasion, and began sharing my poetry.

I’m looking for a friend that has a sugar-daddy and likes to spread the wealth...

I am here to run my mouth and shove my inner ramblings onto the poor suckers who ain't expecting it.

I'm looking for a female friend to go out with. Whether that is a long walk, long bike ride, visiting a museum, see a movie, go out for dinner, window shopping, etc. Get to know each other and let our friendship grow with time.

I'm looking for a woman to spend the rest of my life with that loves recieving ALOT of oral.

LMAO!...Was about to say "snacks"...but seems even MORE innaproppriately irreverant!

Original intentions were for relationship purposes..then I realized that that's not gonna happen here so now I just use it for the forums and to pass the time away.