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I am not making this up. This is an actual e-mail I got (Yahoo account):
========== Exploree and geot to know dissolute women I hate seatt in the baurs seeking to meet ag gael I fiind my pretty nexxt door girls here ========== Wow, what an offer! I wasn't really sure how "dissolute" worked in this context, so I looked it up. dis·so·lute [dis-uh-loot] adjective indifferent to moral restraints; given to immoral or improper conduct; licentious; dissipated. Origin: 1350–1400; Middle English (< Anglo-French ) < Latin dissolūtus (past participle of dissolvere to dissolve). See dis- , solute So, this is perfect. What could be better than a woman with no moral restraints who then dissolves? I'm just sorry I didn't know about this years ago. |
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Edited by
Winx
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Tue 12/13/11 09:35 AM
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That's quite an offer.
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But you still have a chance if the email is recent Lex!!!! Wow...the girl of your dreams...at last!!!!! Now...I wish, whoever it is, would stop sending me messages with promises to enlarge my p***s
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That's quite an offer. It's definitely better than the ones who want to tell me my 172 different credit scores for no reason....! |
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I like the thread title myself..."Dissolve For Me Baby"......Wow!...
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I am not making this up. This is an actual e-mail I got (Yahoo account): ========== Exploree and geot to know dissolute women I hate seatt in the baurs seeking to meet ag gael I fiind my pretty nexxt door girls here ========== Wow, what an offer! I wasn't really sure how "dissolute" worked in this context, so I looked it up. dis·so·lute [dis-uh-loot] adjective indifferent to moral restraints; given to immoral or improper conduct; licentious; dissipated. Origin: 1350–1400; Middle English (< Anglo-French ) < Latin dissolūtus (past participle of dissolvere to dissolve). See dis- , solute So, this is perfect. What could be better than a woman with no moral restraints who then dissolves? I'm just sorry I didn't know about this years ago.  You seem to be a magnet for the "interesting" ones.
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I can't even read that as it's making my head hurt just looking at it
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I can't even read that as it's making my head hurt just looking at it Yeah, they can spell "dissolute" but can't handle "explore" or "next" or "bars." Definitely something suspicious here....! |
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I can't even read that as it's making my head hurt just looking at it Yeah, they can spell "dissolute" but can't handle "explore" or "next" or "bars." Definitely something suspicious here....! Maybe he used spell check for "dissolute" beause it was a 'big' word for him miaow
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I like the thread title myself..."Dissolve For Me Baby"......Wow!... Upon further reflection, it sounds like it should be a Barry White song title. |
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Got another one that says:
"I want to become more healther this last heart atack" Good times.... |
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I like the thread title myself..."Dissolve For Me Baby"......Wow!... Upon further reflection, it sounds like it should be a Barry White song title. Exactly!!...Very hot in a smokey bar scene kind of way Lex!! 
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Got another one that says: "I want to become more healther this last heart atack" Good times.... I'm off to review your profile, see if there is something in there causing this!!
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Got another one that says: "I want to become more healther this last heart atack" Good times.... I'm off to review your profile, see if there is something in there causing this!! I think women are just puzzled by the fact that there's no pic of me holding up a fish. |
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You should never tell anyone you are interested in a partridge in a pear tree Lex...They will get the wrong impression of you every time!!!
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Got another one that says: "I want to become more healther this last heart atack" Good times.... I'm off to review your profile, see if there is something in there causing this!! I think women are just puzzled by the fact that there's no pic of me holding up a fish. Boy O boy do I hear that!! |
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Maybe that means she melts in your mouth and not in your hands. Or maybe she has a pretzel for a backbone. M & M's are making great strides in the science community.
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Edited by
Dragoness
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Tue 12/13/11 01:48 PM
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You know she will be "reviewing" your profile for a while...lol
It takes days to read. That was an offer from an obviously non English speaking hottie Lex, who used one of those translator thingies to try to make English.
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You should never tell anyone you are interested in a partridge in a pear tree Lex...They will get the wrong impression of you every time!!! I like birds and pears, though. Not together, but still.... |
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Maybe this means that Dupont and M & M's are considering a merger since Dupont's slogan used to be, "Better life through chemistry."
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